Eat And Flush: New Stomach Pump Means No More Dieting For Some

AspireAssist™ diagramUnder the heading 'Be careful what you wish for,' the inventor of the take-a-walk-on-wheels motorized Segway, Dean Kamen, has applied for a patent for a pump that removes a portion of the food you've just eaten from your stomach. Partners in this patent are members of a company called Aspire Bariatrics.  Here's a brief description of how the stomach sucker works....

USB Hairbrush Humidifies Hair, Boosts Geek Cred

USB Hairbrush Humidifies Hair, Boosts Geek CredThe USB Hairbrush from Japan's Thanko combines a standard hairbrush with a spray mist humidifier packing its own internal water tank, powered by your laptop computer or desktop PC. You may end up looking geekier than Ed Grimley but you won't have a single hair out of place, I must say.

Milk Caramel Potato Chips, the Sweeter Starchy Sliced Spud Snacks

Milk Caramel Potato Chips, the Sweeter Starchy Sliced Spud SnacksIntroducing "Milk Caramel Potato Chips", the latest improbable snack from the land that gave us Strawberry Cheetos. Blending traditional Morinaga caramels with crispy ridged potato chips doesn't seem right but hey, anything's better than pork rinds.

14 Terrible Christmas Presents For 14 Terrible People

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We all have horrible people in our lives that we have to buy Christmas presents for -no matter how much we actually hate them. These people can be some of the hardest people to shop for, which is annoying since you don’t really want to buy them something anyway.

We’re here to help with this year’s list of terrible Christmas presents for all the worst kind of people in your life.