4-Foot Inflatable Zombie Baby Yard Decoration Is a Real Product That Exists

Because what’s Halloween if not an opportunity for neighbors to question your taste and decency, this is the four-foot-long ‘Halloween Inflatable Outdoor Zombie Baby Blow Up Yard Decoration’ created by GOOSH and available on Amazon (affiliate link). I can already sense my neighborhood’s collective property value plummeting.

The inflatable baby has LEDs inside to illuminate the abomination at night and includes stakes for anchoring, or killing vampires. According to the product description, “Beside Halloween, it can be used as any other holiday decoration. Installed in the courtyard to enjoy Holiday with your family and spreading a happiness atmosphere to your neighborhoods.” Um, are they talking about the same inflatable zombie baby I’m looking at?

Obviously, this is the perfect Halloween yard decoration to encourage parents of would-be trick-or-treaters to pass your house on their way through the neighborhood. “They’re probably just handing out licorice anyways,” I imagine telling my children while hurrying them down the sidewalk.

[via DudeIWantThat]

Valve shares a trailer for the first ‘Left 4 Dead 2’ update in years

More than a decade after Valve released Left 4 Dead 2, the apocalyptic zombie game is getting an update. Valve shared a trailer for The Last Stand on its blog. The company hasn’t released many details, so we still don’t know when the update will arri...

Zombie Toilet Paper Holder Wants Butts Not Brains

With all the craziness about COVID-19 going on, there’s been a major run on toilet paper. Now why everyone has made wiping their bottoms one of their top priorities during the virus pandemic, who knows? I’d think maybe food and water might take priority, but that’s just me. Now that you’re fully stocked with TP for your bunghole, you need a proper place to put it. I’m thinking this zombie toilet paper holder should do great.

Whether what we are experiencing is the beginning of the zombie apocalypse, or just a nasty flu-like bug, your guests will enjoy this creepy roll holder while they sit on your toilet contemplating the world. It’s nice and creepy, and looks especially gory if you don’t mind splashing some red food coloring on your bathroom walls.

The Zombie Bathroom Break toilet paper holder is available from Design Toscano for $39.95, who reminds us that bath tissue is not included, so you’ll have to dig into your survivalist cache to fill this thing.

Plush Zombie Spews Scarf Entrails

Few things in my wife’s 9/10ths of our bedroom closet enrage me more than scarves. I’m not sure you can even call something a scarf if it is woven with massive holes in it like a doily or something and only serves to catch on every single hanger in the closet. I don’t think lots of holes and few threads will actually keep you warm. This Zombie Entrails Stuffed Scarf Plush will though. It’s cute and gross at the same time, just like a baby.

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One end of the scarf has a plush green creature on it that I presume to be a baby zombie – it has a diaper and massive skull to body ratio anyway. A stuffed brain pops out of the zombie’s head and attached is the scarf that is made to look like guts.

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It’s actually pretty cool, in a gross, probably get you kicked out of school sort of way. The scarf isn’t cheap at $44.99, but disturbing your teachers or co-workers is worth at least that much. It’s available now at ThinkGeek.

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Disgusting Zombie Cake: The Wedding Dead

Hopefully this zombie wedding cake tastes better than it looks, because it looks pretty disgusting. Normally wedding cakes are created to be beautiful and tasteful. This does not look beautiful, tasteful or tasty. It looks like some bakery got infected with a zombie virus and the cakes were not immune.

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This is the perfect cake if you want people to fear your marriage. It was created by Cake Cove bakery for their Zombie Horde event in Toronto, Canada. This is a cake you would never forget taking a bite out of. The only way it could get better would be if a zombie actually burst out from within and started attacking guests.

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That would be a wedding no one would ever forget. It would probably leave you a traumatized wreck of your former self. A cake wreck if you will.

[via That’s Nerdalicious via GeekTyrant via Neatorama]