Jaws x TUBBZ Rubber Duckies: For A Bloody Good Bathtime

Because bigger boats aren’t just going to need themselves, Numbskull Design is adding four Jaws characters to their TUBBZ line of rubber duckies. You may recall the previously posted Back to the Future rubber duckies. Or you may not, I know firsthand how hard it is to form new memories when your brain is already full of internet memes and TV jingles.

The new Jaws duckies come in four characters: chief of police Martin Brody, oceanographer Matt Hooper, shark hunter Quint, and Bruce the shark. They’re currently available for pre-order, and expected to ship around October. I particularly like how they made eyeglasses for Brody and Hooper, those were a nice touch.

Am I going to buy all four and then reenact the movie in my bathtub? Yes, plus give myself a big bubble beard and pretend I’m Poseidon, god of the sea. My wife will knock on the bathroom door and ask what all the angry splashing is about, and I’ll have no choice but to tell her a raccoon fell through the attic into the tub.

[via Geeks Are Sexy]

Cartoon Shark Wall Desk: You’re Gonna Need A Bigger Boat

Remember the first time you saw Jaws? How long did it take before you felt safe going back to the beach? Because I saw it thirty years ago and still haven’t been back. Enter the whimsical shark desk from Cilek, a much less menacing-looking shark than Bruce (the shark from Jaws, named by Steven Spielberg after his lawyer, Bruce Ramer).

The Shark desk costs $540 on Amazon (affiliate link), measures 40″W x 62″H x 24″D, has eyes that can roll around in their sockets, and an upper set of teeth illuminated with LEDs inside. You know, just like a real shark.

So now the next time you tell your teacher your pet shark ate your homework you can both have a good laugh about it before she fails you and you have to go to summer school. I can’t even remember how many times I went to fifth grade, but it was more than third grade, I know that.

[via GeeksAreSexy]

What’s coming to Netflix in February: ‘Patriot Act’ and ‘Jaws’

February is right around the corner, which means we'll all be spending a lot of time inside. It is the coldest month of the year, after all. So why not stave off cabin fever with Netflix's incoming lineup of originals and licensed classics? The strea...

Jaws Baby Bed: We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Cot

If you’re a new parent and you want a terrifying scene for your home, try something like this Jaws inspired cot. This thing offers up a scene where a shark is eating your baby alive. It looks even more realistic when your baby is crying and just generally looking cranky. You have to wonder if this is going to scare your little one for life though. Probably, but totally worth it. It will make some psychiatrist rich in the future at least.


This fun cot was created by sculptor and Jaws fan Joseph Reginella, and was inspired by Quint’s death scene in Spielberg’s classic shark film. Apparently, it works great as a place for the baby to sleep, while making everyone else who sees it cringe. And as you can see from one of these images here, it also makes a great cat bed.

The only thing that could make this better is if it was animated so that the jaws made a chewing action that made it look like it was really eating the baby. This kid has such a cool dad. I bet he’ll make more cool things as the kid gets older and if they are really cool we’ll feature them so you can see.

Posted by Joseph Reginella on Monday, February 5, 2018

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Airbnb Shark Room: We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Bed & Breakfast…

Not too long ago I talked up Jaws to my daughter and told her how scary it was. We watched it and she called me a wuss because the movie wasn’t scary at all. I got my revenge the next weekend after we watched The Strangers. I busted into her room with a pillowcase on my head later that night. Payback. Regardless of what my daughter thinks, I’m not sure I could watch Jaws in this Airbnb room with real sharks swimming behind me.

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Airbnb isn’t all normal rooms that you can rent, some of them are very weird. For instance there’s that Netflix themed room and the Batcave. Neither of those are as weird, scary, and cool as this Airbnb room, which is actually in the dead center of a shark tank.

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As you sleep, sharks and fish swim all around you. Don’t get me wrong, the room is dry. I’m not entirely sure how you get into the round room though and I wonder if it gets cold surrounded by all that water. The room is at the Aquarium de Paris and you have to win a contest at the Airbnb UK site if you want to sleep here. The contest is open worldwide so anyone can win.

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[via Nerd Approved]