After 14 Years, LEGO’s SpongeBob Is Back and Fully Grown Up

The last time LEGO released a SpongeBob set, most of the people who grew up watching the show were still in school. That was 2012. A lot has changed since then, and apparently, so has LEGO’s understanding of who actually wants to spend an afternoon building Bikini Bottom.

The LEGO Icons SpongeBob SquarePants: Bikini Bottom (set 11386) opened for pre-order on July 14, 2026, with a September 1 release date, and it is emphatically not a kids’ set. The matte black box, the 18+ label, 1,794 pieces, a $219.99 price tag. LEGO is speaking directly to the adults who spent their Saturday mornings watching SpongeBob annoy Squidward and never really stopped finding it funny. I think that’s a genuinely interesting creative bet.

Designer: LEGO

The set is a cross-section display of Conch Street, the fictional neighborhood that anchored most of the show’s iconic early episodes. SpongeBob’s pineapple house comes with a living room and bedroom. Squidward’s Easter Island head has a living room, bedroom, bathroom, and a rooftop lounge (very Squidward). Patrick’s rock has a detailed interior, which is almost funnier than any deliberate joke in the set, because Patrick’s house was famously nothing but sand and a TV. Rounding things out is a Jellyfish Fields scene. The whole display measures about 21 inches wide and under 10 inches tall, which means it can sit on a shelf without completely taking over a room.

The character lineup does not disappoint. SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Gary the Snail, and DoodleBob are all accounted for, along with props like Squidward’s clarinet and music stand, the boatmobile, and a portrait of Gary. For anyone who has seen those early seasons more times than they’d like to admit, these details feel less like features on a spec sheet and more like inside jokes rendered in brick.

Now, the price. $219.99 for 1,794 pieces works out to roughly 12.3 cents per piece, which sits on the higher end even within the LEGO Icons range. That number is dominating most of the early conversation around this set, and it’s a fair point to raise. LEGO has been leaning hard into the adult collector market over the past several years, and that shift has come with a noticeable climb in price across the board. Whether Bikini Bottom is worth $220 depends entirely on how much weight you put on nostalgia, and that’s a question only you can answer.

One additional note worth flagging for collectors: the set uses stickers for some of its graphic details rather than fully printed parts. At this price point, that tends to be the kind of decision that bothers dedicated fans significantly more than casual builders. It’s worth knowing before you pre-order.

What the set gets right is tonal accuracy. LEGO had to make real decisions about how to translate SpongeBob’s deliberately absurd, almost surrealist visual language into physical bricks, and from what’s visible, they leaned in rather than softening anything. The pineapple looks like the pineapple. Patrick’s rock looks like Patrick’s rock. The set doesn’t try to reframe SpongeBob as something more sophisticated or collector-worthy than it is, and that commitment to staying true to the source material is probably the most important thing it does right.

The LEGO Icons line has spent the last few years building out a library of sets designed to function as display objects with personal significance. The Simpsons. The Botanical Collection. Hogwarts. SpongeBob belongs in that conversation in a way that might have seemed unlikely a decade ago but makes complete sense now. The show premiered in 1999, meaning its core audience is solidly in their 30s and actively spending money on things that connect them back to the culture they grew up with. That’s not nostalgia bait. That’s just an audience that has always been there.

Pre-orders are open now, exclusively at LEGO.com. The set ships September 1, 2026.

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These Official Squidward Crocs Will Repel Every Adult Woman In A 10-Mile Radius

Do I have a problem with Squidward? Fundamentally, no. Emotionally, maybe. He could be less of a buzzkill, but he’s truly a model neighbor and a great employee at Krusty Krabs. But do I have a problem with Squidward-themed Crocs? Overwhelmingly. I’m a Croc evangelist for life, but these footwear are so incredibly niche I wouldn’t want to be caught dead wearing them. At the same time, I want to be around people who wear then just for the opportunity to judge them!

So, Crocs has been launching Spongebob-themed footwear to mark the launch of the latest movie, and while the company already unveiled Spongebob and Patrick-inspired clogs, they decided to keep the best (subjective, of course) drop for the absolute end. You see, the Spongebob and Patrick ones look fairly benign… but the Squidward clogs, dropped today, quite literally look like you’ve slipped your feet into a hole in Squidward’s skull. The details aren’t subtle at all. Each clog has an immaculate representation of Squidward’s face, with its skeptical stare and raised eyebrow, along with that nose only a mother can love.

Designer: Crocs

Let me reiterate. I love Spongebob as a franchise. I like Squidward as a character. But these shoes are, well, repellent to say the least. Don’t expect to score any ladies with these, but if you’re a diehard fan of the franchise, it’s entirely within your rights to collect these limited-edition pairs, and probably even wear them in support of the movie, which launches in May next year.

The entire croc is molded in the iconic Squidward pale green, with the strap being white and sporting an anchor symbol on the pivot-point. Available in unisex sizes, the shoes will officially hit the shelves on December 11th, with a price tag of $80. Am I talking smack about these shoes just so that I can convince enough people to NOT buy them so that I can get a shot at owning them? Probably, you’ll never know.

Also hitting the shelves tomorrow are the Spongebob and Patrick Star clogs, in their iconic colors and designs. The Spongebob one comes with arms on the shoes’ body, along with a belt running around the midsole to denote Spongebob’s iconic pants. The insole has Spongebob’s face printed on it, so the shoes look like him from the top. Similarly, even the Patrick Star ones come with Jibbitz that are typical to the starfish, like a rock, a minifigure of Patrick himself, a bottle of sunscreen, and a jar of mayo. The straps read Patrick’s famous lines ‘Is Mayonnaise An Instrument?’, and the midsole (like Spongebob) features the green and purple print from Patrick’s pants.

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