Most desk objects disappear the moment they do their job. A stapler staples. A tape dispenser dispenses. A pencil sharpener sharpens, and then it goes back to being a small plastic or metal box that nobody looks at twice. That is the actual problem MB&F and Caran d’Ache set out to fix with their new GorillaSharpener, a device that takes the most forgettable tool on any desk and turns it into something you would rather display than hide in a drawer.

The design comes from Maximilian Maertens at MB&F, the Geneva-based outfit better known for building watches that look like they escaped a spaceship. Here, they have grafted a set of muscular, knuckle-walking gorilla limbs onto Caran d’Ache’s classic desktop sharpening machine, the kind of hand-crank sharpener that has sat in Swiss schoolrooms for decades. The arms and legs are cast in chrome-plated zinc alloy and steel, textured to mimic coarse fur, and they lift the sharpener’s body into a forward-leaning stance, as if it is about to charge across your desk. It stands about 150mm tall, finished in a pale Alpine Frost blue that somehow makes the whole thing look calmer than it has any right to.

Designer: Maximillian Maertens

I like objects that admit they are having fun without apologizing for it. This is one of them. It is limited to 300 pieces, priced at CHF 850 plus tax, which works out to roughly $1,165 in the US. That is an absurd amount of money for something that puts a point on a pencil, and MB&F seems to know it. Their own materials describe it as the least expensive thing the brand has ever made, which tells you everything about the company’s usual price range and nothing about whether this thing is worth it. Function still matters here, though. It takes round or hexagonal pencils between 4 and 10mm, the cutter is interchangeable, and it comes with a clamp so it can actually be mounted to a desk rather than just posed on one.

What makes this release land, at least for me, is the timing and the reasoning behind it. It launched on September 24th, World Gorilla Day, and it is not the first time these two brands have played in this space. In 2024, MB&F gave a DinoSharpener to its collector community as a gift, dressing the same base machine in dinosaur legs instead. Before that, back in 2016, Caran d’Ache and MB&F built Astrograph, a rocket-shaped writing instrument. The GorillaSharpener continues that pattern, but it also marks 15 years of M.A.D.Gallery, MB&F’s platform for mechanical art, which explains why this piece leans harder into sculpture than the earlier ones did.

There is also a cause attached, and it does not feel bolted on for marketing points. MB&F has partnered with the Dian Fossey Gorilla Fund, symbolically adopting the historic Pablo mountain gorilla group in Rwanda, with proceeds supporting field protection teams and conservation research. A silly desk toy funding actual gorilla conservation is the kind of pairing that should feel forced and somehow does not.

Every piece ships in its own case with an instruction booklet, the securing clamp, and a set of Caran d’Ache pencils packaged in artwork by illustrator Maxime Schertenleib, built around MB&F’s own line about creativity: a creative adult is a child who survived. That phrase does a lot of explaining. Nobody actually needs a gorilla to sharpen a pencil. Plenty of us do it just fine with a two-dollar plastic version from the drugstore. But there is a difference between an object that works and one that makes you want to sharpen a pencil you did not need sharpened, just to watch the arms do their thing.

Design like this will not solve anything important, and it is not trying to. What it does is remind you that even the most utilitarian corner of a desk can still hold a little bit of wonder, and that sometimes the best response to a boring object is to give it arms.

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