Ahhhh. Right there, that’s the spot. This is the automatic back scratching chair that you have been dreaming of. Well, at least I’ve been dreaming of it. This crazy contraption was built by woodworker Matt Thompson, who you may remember from such inventions as the automatic dog petting machine.

The customized Adirondack chair not only scratches your back, but it goes the extra mile, massaging your head and your feet at the same time. I have to admit, this chair would feel pretty good right about now, even though it looks like it may not offer the best massage in the world. But, hey, any day that ends with time in this chair is a happy ending.

At first, it might look like a torture device, but Matt sits in the chair and demonstrates, and he’s clearly having a relaxing time lounging around and having some “me” time. Well, him time. I wish it were me. But why didn’t he get his massage with the dog being pet beside him? I wanted to see both machines working at the same time. That would have been a cooler video. This is why you need to hire me Matt. You can pay me in massages.

[via The Awesomer via Geekologie]