15 Funniest St. Patrick’s Day 2017 T-Shirts

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No 2017 St. Patrick’s Day celebrating and drinking binge is complete without a funny St. Patrick’s Day t-shirt.

We went through an endless selection of shirts to find the right one for you. While you can try and see for yourself what’s out there waiting in the world, we hope you’ll find what we selected for you adequate:

Game of Thrones Tyrion Lannister St. Patrick’s Day T-Shirt

Turns out Tyrion Lannister’s most famous line (or at least the most popular one) makes a perfect fit for a St. Patrick’s’ Day t-shirt in our Game of Thrones-crazed world.

St. Patrick’s Day Darth Vader T-Shirt

A nice St. Patrick’s Day twist on Darth Vader’s infamous words from the first Star Wars film (I find your lack of faith disturbing). It’s available in five different colors.

0% Irish St. Patrick’s Day T-Shirt

This shirt says it pretty well. Very few people who celebrate St. Patrick’s Day annually and religiously are actually Irish. Make of it what you will, but it looks good on a t-shirt.

St. Patrick Swayze Day T-Shirt

There are a lot of cool t-shirts on this list, but this Irish ode to Patrick Swayze beats them all.

This Girl Needs a Beet St. Patrick’s Day T-Shirt

Wearing this t-shirt on St. Patrick’s day is great way to get drunk for free or close to it.

Irish You Were Naked St. Patrick’s Day T-Shirt

I think the percentage of people who actually got laid on St. Patrick’s Day thanks to this t-shirt is close to zero.

St. Patrick’s Day Fit Shaced T-Shirt

This t-shirt only makes sense when someone really drunk tries to read it.

St Patrick’s Day Drinking Beer T-Shirt

On a day that celebrates the Shamrock, this t-shirt is completely appropriate. It’s available, get this, in 15 different colors.

 

St. Patrick’s Day SpongeBob T-Shirt

 

On St. Patrick’s day, the fact that someone pinches you doesn’t really matter, as you’re true drunk to feel anything anyway. This t-shirt tells it like it really is.

St. Patrick’s Day Star Wars Yoda Pinch Me T-Shirt

 

Yoda is green, which immediately makes him an appropriate Star Wars mascot for St. Patrick’s Day. His wise choice of words makes him a similarly suitable icon to put on t-shirts.

Worlds Tallest Leprechaun St. Patrick’s Day T-Shirt 

I’m not sure this t-shirt is 100% politically correct, but I think it doesn’t really matter on a day like St. Patrick’s day. Tall leprechaun or simply regular human being, the message gets across.

Donald Trump Make St. Patrick’s Day Great Again

Donald Trump’s ancestry is Scottish and German, so I don’t think he really cares about making St. Patrick’s day great again. However, him declaring so on a t-shirt fits right in with the holiday spirit.

Drunk Lives Matter St. Patrick’s Day t-shirt

A neat little contrast to the Donald Trump t-shirt, this St. Patrick’s day joke on American politics comes in five different colors.

I’m Not That Drunk St. Patrick’s Day T-Shirt

If by the end of St. Patrick’s day you’re seeing double, this shirt might end up looking like four or five of ’em.

Bottoms Up! Awesome St.Patricks Day Shirts & Accessories

st.Patricks Day Shirts & Accessories

While the focus during St. Patrick’s Day is to get smashed by drinking as much as possible, it’s important to look the part: Green and somewhat Irish. With a T-Shirt, Hat or even a jumpsuit, we’re here to help you look your best for the best day of the year.

Kiss Me, Don’t Pinch Me Irish: A Cute St Patricks Day Shirt

Pinches suck, kisses rule. This shirt rules also. Guys can wear them too, although the design is for the more womanly figure.. It’s available for $19.99

I Had A Beer T-Shirt

While this isn’t the most original or clever of puns and wordplay, it works just fine and more than that during a St. Patrick’s day drink fest. Available for $19.95.

Cute St. Patricks Day

The perfect shirt for a group of friends going on a pub crawl or some sort of fraternity event, and unlike the jumpsuit, this one actually looks good. $25

Straight Outta Dublin St.Patricks Day Shirt

It’s probably going to be a while before a group of folk singers who changed the world make a Straight Outta Dublin movie, so in the meantime, enjoy this kickass T-Shirt. Available for $24.95.

Eco St. Patrick’s Day Shirt

What’s eco about this tank top? Not sure, but I’m guessing the makers decided that the connection between the shamrock and nature is enough to make it ecological. Available for $19.95.

St Patrick’s Day Glitter Shirt

If you’re going to show some four-leaf clover love on St. Patrick’s day, it needs to be shiny and glittery. That’s the only way. Available for $22.95.

Funny St. Patrick’s Day T-Shirt

Sometimes, it’s best to keep things simple. Green, shamrock, St. Patrick’s day. This shirt says it all, without being clever or over funny. It just is what it’s suppose to be. Available for $22.

Funny St. Patrick’s Day Shirt For Men

When you’re not sure what to do, Dr. Seuss is an excellent idea. And while it’s not too educational teaching kids about throwing up (despite them doing it quite a lot), going on a nice drinking binge on a day specifically made for it (or turned into it) is going to result in a lot of vomiting. So why not tell the world about it. Available for $20.

Leprechaun T-Shirt

Nothing screams St. Patrick’s day quite like a Leprechaun riding a Unicorn holding a mugo f beer in each hand. Available for $24.95.

More St.Patricks Day Apparel & Accessories

 St.Patricks Day Inspired Leggings

One of the more interesting ways to show

St. Patrick’s Day Hats

An indispensable part of the full Irish look on St. Patrick’s day, be it as Leprechaun or simply someone trying to look as green or Irish as possible, is the hat. Golden, green, shiny, sparkly – all those options exist: Upper leftUpper rightBottom left Bottom right.

St. Patrick’s Day Jumpsuits

On any other day, walking around with a green jumpsuit might get you arrested for crimes of fashion. But on St. Patrick’s day? You just might get an award for best dressed couple or something. For him and for her. Both cost $47.95.

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