Eat your money away with Gold Pills from Tobias Wong and Ju$t Another Rich Kid. Each 0.75″ long capsule is filled with genuine 24k gold leaf. Gold leaf is edible, by the way, frequently used in desserts. It doesn’t say how much gold is in each pill or how many you get for the $799 that it costs but if you’re the type that pops gold pills, then you probably don’t really care how much it costs. And yes it probably will make you shit gold.
(If you really wanted to make these yourselves you could pick up loose edible gold leaf here