With the second installment of The Hobbit trilogy coming out (right now!!!), we thought it might be a good idea …
It’s a cotton hoodie. It kind of looks like a dragon. Comes with a velcro detachable tail, and “hand-crafted arms with escape claws.” You wear this on the street, and you’re sending a clear message: you, my friend, are into dragons. And you better be if you’re willing to pay the $400 asking price. Comes in only one size, and in black and white.
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So what do you want to eat today? Dine like a medieval knight with some Canned Dragon Meat, part of your nutritious breakfast. This “meat” comes from Radiant Farms, proprietors of such fine foods as Canned Unicorn Meat. Each can of dragon meat has 100% of your recommended daily allowance of magic, rage, inferno, and destruction. But don’t try to eat it because it’s really (spoiler alert!) a stuffed dragon head. Sir Lancelot is disappoint.
Canned Dragon Meat: The Other Other White Meat
I’m not really in the fire pit zone right now cause it’s Summer and hot as hell but this Dragon Head Fire Pit has got me Googling stuff like “how to make a fire pit” and “introduction to welding”. I don’t care how hot it is, if this fire pit was in my yard it’d be lit up 24/7 the eternal flame of bad-assedness. It looks like it’s made of metal but unfortunately there’s no further information about this one beyond just the photo. (via)
UPDATE? Is this a pizza oven?!