In the old days it took many years and lots of 12 sided dice to properly grow a geek. But now with the Grow a Geek kit you can do it in just minutes without having to learn any programming or Dungeons and Dragons rules. Just place the mini-geek in water and watch him geekify up to 6 times his original size. He starts off at 1.75 inches tall and grows to…well you do the math. Once your little geek dries out, he shrinks back down to pocket geek size.
Remember those grow toys from when you were a kid? The ones that start off like tiny little figures and then expand overnight in water to many times their size. Now instead of lame neon colored bugs there’s the Batman Grow Toy. This caped crusader starts off a little over 2 inches and within 24 hours immersed in water he will expand to 6 times his size. Sure Robin might be a little jealous and Alfred’s now going to have to make a larger Batmobile, but such is the price for supersized justice in Gotham City.