Plush Talking Honey Badger Don’t Care

talking honey badger Plush Talking Honey Badger Dont Care
We love the honey badger, we love Randall, but it’s really hard to snuggle up at night with a Youtube video, so now there’s the Plush Talking Honey Badger Plush Talking Honey Badger Dont Care. This super soft, yet dangerous, stuffed animal don’t give a sh!t. It speaks all the R-rated sayings like “Honey Badgers are quite badass and out of their f!@#ing mind. Ewww thats so F!@#ing Gross. Honey Badger Dont Give a S!@#. Look at that sleepy F!@#. Honey Badger just smacks the s!@# out of it. Its getting stung like a thousand times it really doesnt give a s!@#”. Also available in a PG rated version. Both come in small and large cause honey badgers love options (and eating snakes and bees).

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Honey Badger Mints Don’t Care

honey badger mints Honey Badger Mints Dont Care
Honey badger don’t care if he has bad breath. Honey badger gonna eat right through that stinky thing. Look, he doesn’t give a sh&t if you have Honey Badger Mints or some other crazyass nasty mint like an Altoid. That’s pretty badass. If honey badger wants a mint, nothing can stop the honey badger when it’s hungry, cause it’s a hungry little bastard. Honey badger just takes what he wants. (/randall voice)

Honey Badger Mints Don’t Care