We love the honey badger, we love Randall, but it’s really hard to snuggle up at night with a Youtube video, so now there’s the Plush Talking Honey Badger. This super soft, yet dangerous, stuffed animal don’t give a sh!t. It speaks all the R-rated sayings like “Honey Badgers are quite badass and out of their f!@#ing mind. Ewww thats so F!@#ing Gross. Honey Badger Dont Give a S!@#. Look at that sleepy F!@#. Honey Badger just smacks the s!@# out of it. Its getting stung like a thousand times it really doesnt give a s!@#”. Also available in a PG rated version. Both come in small and large cause honey badgers love options (and eating snakes and bees).
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Honey Badger Mints Don’t Care
Honey badger don’t care if he has bad breath. Honey badger gonna eat right through that stinky thing. Look, he doesn’t give a sh&t if you have Honey Badger Mints or some other crazyass nasty mint like an Altoid. That’s pretty badass. If honey badger wants a mint, nothing can stop the honey badger when it’s hungry, cause it’s a hungry little bastard. Honey badger just takes what he wants. (/randall voice)