If you’ve ever wanted to mail a potato to someone and not even put it in a box, your dreams have come true. Now you can share the starch more easily than ever. Mail A Spud will send an actual potato through the mail to a person of your choice.

No box. No envelope. Nothing but potato with some stamps all over it. All you have to do is choose a recipient and Mail a Spud will write their address on the potato and ship it for a fee of $9.99. Yes, that is one expensive spud, but they get the job done.

They will send a Russet potato with stamps through the United States Postal Service to your mailbox. I’m sure the post office loves that. It’s only available in the United States right now and I doubt there is enough demand to sustain their business. Let me know if you use this service, because I want to know who would do this and why.