Everyone hates cockroaches, so if you want to clear the water fast and have the pool all to yourself, just put a cockroach in the pool. A giant cockroach pool float.
Others will run and scream, but you will have the pool all to yourself, relaxing on your giant nasty bug. You are the King Cockroach of the pool. Sure, you’ll feel itchy, because bugs are icky, but you are free to relax and take in the sun.
This super cool and creepy pool float is only $29.95(USD) from GiantCockroach.com. Put it in your “bug-out” bag and be ready for any body of water that is lacking a cockroach.