Krispy Kreme Flavored Jelly Beans Are Probably Not For The Health Conscious

If you’ve ever dumped an entire pack of jelly beans down your food-hole and were worried it might still be tiny bit healthy, than don’t worry, Jelly Belly has teamed up with Krispy Kreme to bring an assortment of 5 flavors which taste like different donuts, each one guaranteed to make your doctor to cry out in agony.

The flavors include Original Glazed, Cinnamon Apple Filled, Strawberry Iced, Glazed Blueberry Cake and Chocolate Iced with Sprinkles. Here’s a joke: Why don’t they make jelly beans that taste like healthy foods? Because eating healthy foods is miserable. Sorry, that’s more of a fact.

Anyway, you can buy a box for $7, which sounds like a good deal, but be aware that each Krispy Kreme flavored jelly bean that you eat removes 45 min off of your life expectancy. So each bag is actually costing around 3 days, still not as bad as Oreo Churros though.

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You Can Now Rent A Jet By The Hour To Look Rich On Instagram

If you ever wanted people to be incredibly envious of your life you could always make good friends, have a rewarding career, live a healthy lifestyle and keep good relationships with loved ones. For everyone else, you can now rent a jet to trick people into thinking you’re rich. Yep, that’ll do it.

Private Jet Studio, a company based in Moscow, does as the name suggests and lets customers rent a Gulfstream 650 for 2 hours at the low price of $244, which includes a professional photographer, because of course it does. You can then post those pictures online and show everyone that you have $244 and no shame a private jet.

Renting a private jet to convince strangers online that you are rich is the most 2017 story I think I’ve ever read. Soon we’ll have models quoting prices to be in pictures as your photogenic friend, and one day you’ll even be able to hire tech writers to write your Tinder bio.

My rates start at $19 plus $.10 a word and $4 for an up-to-date pop culture reference that’ll have people think you’re quirky. That’s the Lynx Effect.

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CozyPhones Have Flat Speakers So You Can Use Them When Laying in Bed

Have you ever tried popping in some headphones to listen to some music or a podcast when laying in bed? If so, you may have realized how super uncomfortable it is. Regardless of what type of headphones you use, the hard plastic housing gets jammed into your ear canal making them painful to wear.

Well, one company is trying to change that with headphones that have super thin speakers held in place by a mesh headband. The mesh ensure that no plastic parts will try and impale you and the headband design keeps the headphones in place, even when you’re tossing and turning.

Sometimes I just like to shut my eyes and listen to a podcast without using giant studio monitors. Do they look cool? No. Do they have the best sound? Probably not. But these fit a very specific purpose, and at $22, you can’t really go wrong. They’re like the Crocs of headphones.

Finally, I can fall asleep listening to Slayer.

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PetChatz is a Videophone for Keeping in Touch With Pets

How many times have you gone out to spend the weekend in the Poconos with some family and wondered if your Border Collie, Tyrion, was lonely? For years, you’d have to have to spend the entire vacation worrying whether your furry friend would even remember you by the time you got back.

Well worry no longer, because PetChatz is a wall mounted video calling solution for people to keep in touch with their pets. The device uses an app which connects with your smartphone and allows you to place video calls to it from any in the world. It can even dispense little treats at the touch of a button.

The device also comes with a host of modern features, such as recording for later playback, a microphone and speaker for further communication, and can even be linked to stream DogTV, a video channel service for dogs. But be aware that by picking one of these up, you have to accept having your friends see you as that person. You know, the one with the mini TV/phone for their dog.

It’s $379, which is a small price to pay for anyone who loves their pets enough to video chat with them, though at that price it might just be cheaper to buy them an iPhone. Not a new one of course, but at least a refurbished 5S, Tyrion’s worth that much.

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Would You Give These Unconventional Bath Items a Try?

GlowBowl Nightlight

A glowing toilet. Would you be comfortable sitting on one? Well, this GlowBowl Nightlight is designed to turn on when you get to it and turn off as you leave. The reason is to avoid the bright lights when you’re taking a leak at night. It fits any toilet and can emit up to 7 LED colors. If you pick carousel mode, the light will switch colors every 4 seconds. Funny.

Etekcity Digital Bathroom Scale

This Etekcity Digital Bathroom Scale, on the other hand, is blunt in telling you your weight. It’s auto-calibrated, giving you accurate results every time you step on it. It looks ultra chic and is perfect if your bath sports a modern design. It runs on batteries, by the way, but you’ll get a warning if they’re running low.

Majestic Pure Activated Charcoal Powder

This one’s the Majestic Pure Activated Charcoal Powder. They’re the latest toothpaste alternative that’s been going crazy online. The powder, they say, can whiten your teeth and is a good option other than using harsh bleach or whitening peroxides. It’s absolutely safe (and weirdly fun) to use.

This Badass Claw Knife Comes in Handy During Your Outdoor Adventures

F-Force Stainless Steel Tactical Karambit Hawkbill Knife With Sheath

What if you suddenly had a wild encounter with a bear while camping? Or if your foot suddenly got stuck between corals while free diving?

Well, there’s always this F-Force Tactical Karambit Hawkbill Knife that can save your life.

It resembles a Karambit, a small Asian curved knife which got its design inspiration from a claw. It’s traditionally used as a weapon where yo insert your first finger in the hole at the top of the handle. The rest of your fingers takes a tight grip around the handle for locking. It’s used with the thumb closed and in a striking fashion.

Today, this badass claw knife come in handy during your outdoor adventures. You can find unlimited uses for it when you go camping, diving, hunting, hiking, or even for home use and everyday use (self-defense).

 

You can get one in classic black for only $8.99 instead of $15.99 today. That’s 44% off! Or, if you’re feeling fancy, you can choose the styled ones. There’s a webbed design in blue, red, and gold.Or you can stick to those in bold, solid colors.