Super Mario Bros. NES Cartridge Canteen


Power up yourself in stealthy geek style with the Super Mario Bros. Canteen. This flask looks like a vintage NES cartridge but actually holds tasty liquids of your choice. Sure, walking down the street drinking out of a game cartridge isn’t exactly the most secretive way of imbibing, but it’s definitely better than guzzling straight from the bottle. Plus it has a reusable straw, because that’s what refined people like you use.

This flask holds 5 ounces of delicious mushroom juice or whatever else Mario drinks (anyone know?). It has a rubber cap to keep you from spilling and fits in nicely to complete the top of the cartridge. Also includes a funnel to help you load up the cartridge without spilling. Wow that’s two ways that this flask is dedicated to keep you from spilling everywhere, I guess that really fits in with the theme of Mario being a plumber. Although Mario really doesn’t do much plumbing though, does he?

Super Mario Bros. NES Cartridge Canteen
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Deal Of The Day: 34% Off On Liquid Courage Flask

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Carrying your favourite drink right next to your heart is the best way to confirm to yourself that no, you’re not an alcoholic, no sir, you’re just a drinking aficionado, an alcohol connoisseur, a fruit punch spiker, or any one of the many reasons one could have for carrying a flask. And if you’re going to go to the trouble of carrying a flask, wouldn’t you like to personalize it a little? The Liquid Courage Flask lets you choose from hundreds of designs.

No subject or theme goes untouched in this immense collection of hand designed, printed, and applied flasks. Find the perfect bachelor party gift, birthday present or the flask you’ve always been looking for but never believed existed, with this voucher for any flask on the site. Liquid Courage is brought to you by a husband-wife duo that delivers bespoke character and top vinyl-printed quality in every item they turn out.

– Made from shiny stainless steel
– Holds six ounces of your favorite liquor
– Fits perfectly in your pocket or purse
– Makes an awesome gifts for any occasion…or for yourself!
– Designed, printed & applied by hand in Tennessee
– Includes fully-wrapped designs/patterns that overlap in the back
– Printed on high-quality vinyl & permanently adhered

Normally you’d have to pay a very reasonable $26 for this, but with today’s deal you’ll be asked an almost ridiculous $16.99.

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Classy: Bev-Bag Is A Booze-Carrying Purse

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The only thing that’s classier than pouring wine out of a cardboard box is pouring it out of a purse. And that’s exactly what you’ll get to do if you buy the Bev-Bag Secret Handbag Flask. It’s a normal-looking purse that just happens to house a 28 oz. flask with a hidden spigot on the outside. If you’re at a park, say, and the fancy strikes you, you can easily access your libations just by opening the spigot, tilting the bag and pouring. And when you’re not drinking, the bag itself does have space to carry all the normal… things girls carry in their bags.

It comes in four colours and costs all of $36.

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Carbon Fiber Flask Is Infused With Extra Manly

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Oakley has teamed up with Scotch maker The Macallan to create the flask you see above.

Made with food-grade steel, carbon fiber and aerospace-grade aluminum, The Flask is more than a vessel; it’s a statement. By blending Oakley’s military and industrial design overtones with the subtle flavors and aromas of The Macallan’s world-class single malt whisky, The Flask is showpiece with complete utility.

A rubberized bottom for non-skid grip and a small rectangular air vent on the side of the funnel to allow for ventilation prove that this vessel is made to be used, shared and enjoyed. The Flask’s cap is double sprung to allow for effortless drinking, so it maintains an appropriate distance from the mouthpiece when in use for optimum enjoyment and allows for smooth open and close action. Its machined aluminum funnel, designed to securely thread into the mouthpiece, reduces the chance of spillage.

That’s some serious flask, with a serious price tag. In the UK and the rest of the world, the limited edition 100 units will sell for $900. But if you have the fortune/misfortune of living in the USA, you’re going to have to shell out $1,500 for this. Granted, that sum also buys you a whole set that includes a bottle of oak-aged, 22 year-old The Macallan scotch.

And if you had any doubts about the testosterone infused marketing angle the companies are going for, just hit the jump to watch a hot-rod and supercar filled commercial where The Flask is torture tested in what looks like an abandoned airstrip.

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This Flask Comes With A Cigar Storage Compartment

Very few things complement a cigar better than a good single malt scotch. But it’s hard to be able to enjoy both while remaining mobile. The Cigar Flask pictured above seems like just the thing for the gentleman who wants to have an “upscale moment” at the park. Or walking down the street with the buddies. Or anywhere outdoors, and not sitting down at a cigar lounge. The flask features a compartment sized .75″ by 1.5″, and fits 2 46-ring cigars. On the other side, you’ll fit 4 oz. of liquor. It’s just the kind of thing you buy a guy you like, but aren’t willing to spend more than $40 on. This happens to be $29, with engraving and gift box included.

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