Breaking Bad Heisenberg Paper Snowflake

Do you want to build a meth lab? Well, maybe you should try this snowflake first. You know, start small. You aren’t going to build your drug empire in one day.

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This fun and festive Heisenberg paper snowflake design was created by artist Lloyd Kinsley. If you click the link above, you’ll find a downloadable PDF of the design. I would suggest using a crystal blue colored paper so it matches Heisenberg’s world-famous meth.

Hopefully Santa is a fan of the show and knows that you just like drama, because you don’t actually want any meth in your stocking. Would he do that? Well, the man just tries to make dreams come true. So yes.

[via Geekologie]

Breaking Bad Cooking Apron

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All hail the cook! Cook up the goods just like Walter White. Or Heisenburg. Well maybe not *exactly* like him, you should probably just stick to cooking good food instead of meth. But you do what you need to do for your family, we’re not gonna tell you what to cook. No matter what it is that you’re cooking, this apron will keep your clothes clean from any splatters.
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This limited edition Breaking Bad apron, featuring a “no nonsense” font and Heisenburg’s steely grimace. Available for a limited time exclusively from Mezco, ready to get the Summer grilling season off with a bang. Better call Saul.

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Breaking Bad Beaker Mug: Is that Ice Coffee?

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Whether you have your own secret job making meth in a hidden lab (hopefully you don’t!) or you punch numbers into a spreadsheet in a cubicle next to the other office drones, you’re going to be working up a thirst. Celebrate the end of the classic series with this Breaking Bad Beaker Mug. Breaking Bad Beaker Mug: Is that Ice Coffee? With the face of Heisenberg on it and graduated milliliter measurements, it has everything you need to make some ice….cold beverages. Wow that drink is good…. what’s in it?

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Breaking Bad Heisenberg Hat: Perfect If You’re Breaking Bald

So you have a plan for a lucrative drug empire. You have the chemistry skills, you have the plan, now all you need is a kick-ass hat for your head. The Breaking Bad Heisenberg hat is the only one that will do.
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It is a stylish pork pie that is an officially-licensed version from the show. It especially works if you are bald and have a goatee. Don’t forget the sunglasses either.

A limited number of these hats was sold at this year’s San Diego Comic-Con, but it looks the official Heisenberg hat will be showing up in limited quantities this week at Goorin Bros. retail shops for $195(USD) each.

[via This Is Why I'm Broke]