Breaking Bad Cooking Apron

Posted on 13/06/2014 by Craziest Gadgets Jeff

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All hail the cook! Cook up the goods just like Walter White. Or Heisenburg. Well maybe not *exactly* like him, you should probably just stick to cooking good food instead of meth. But you do what you need to do for your family, we’re not gonna tell you what to cook. No matter what it is that you’re cooking, this apron will keep your clothes clean from any splatters.
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This limited edition Breaking Bad apron, featuring a “no nonsense” font and Heisenburg’s steely grimace. Available for a limited time exclusively from Mezco, ready to get the Summer grilling season off with a bang. Better call Saul.

Breaking Bad Cooking Apron
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Star Trek Capt. Kirk Apron

Posted on 25/03/2014 by Craziest Gadgets Jeff

Captain James T. Kirk would probably never be caught dead in the Enterprise’s galley cooking up Spamwiches or space pasta for the crew. But you can look like him while you cook with this Star Trek Captain Kirk Character Apron. Get creative and boldly cook what no man has cooked before or make some veggies so you live long and prosper. Made from 100% machine washable polyester, this will apron will keep your clothing clean and you looking like the captain of starship barbecue. Engage!

Star Trek Capt. Kirk Apron
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I Bake Pi Apron

Posted on 10/03/2014 by Craziest Gadgets Jeff

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Pi Day is coming on 3/14 and you better believe there’s only thing you should be cooking on that day- pie. Natch. If you’re going to be baking a pie on Pi Day, or if you’re just a mathematically oriented baker, then the I Bake Pi Apron is what you should be wearing. It’s delightfully nerdy, decorated with a formulaically sliced Pi right on it and even has a pair of pockets to store all calculators or recipes. It makes cooking in the kitchen 3.14159 times as fun.

I Bake Pi Apron
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Star Wars Inspired Cooking Aprons

Posted on 28/05/2013 by Craziest Gadgets Jeff

Add some villain to your grillin’. Check out these sweet as hell Star Wars inspired aprons from Haute Mess. You’ve got Storm Trooper, R2-D2 and of course no cookout would be complete without some Wampa on the barbecue and his and hers Boba Fett bbq aprons.

Note that the “his” version is appropriately modeled after the helmet. That’s serious protection from splatters. Each handmade geeky apron is 100% cotton with a tie in the back. Great for indoor and outdoor cooking, cosplay, cosplay cookouts, cosplay sexy time, and geek barbecues.

Star Wars Inspired Cooking Aprons

Grillain Villain Aprons: Kill the Cook

Posted on 17/04/2013 by Lambert Varias

Etsy shop Haute Mess makes Grillain Villains, a line of handmade aprons that are based on the costumes of famous supervillains. Haute Mess gleefully proclaims, “If you gotta cook and clean why not look evil doing so?!” Because you want people to eat what you cook? Oh was that a rhetorical question? Okay then!

The Krang apron is my favorite of all the designs, although just about all of the women’s aprons look neat. I don’t recommend the Boba Fett men’s apron though, unless you want to be the evil Thong Man.