Growing up, there wasn’t much to watch on TV during the summer. We didn’t have 693 channels, we had four. You watched what was on and what was on more often than not was that afroed painter Bob Ross. I loved watching that dude paint; he was always making happy little trees.

I also loved the thought that there were no mistakes to be made painting, only little birds. If you took Bob Ross and crossed him with a Ninja Turtle, this is what you would get. The Joy of Eating is a shirt with what appears to be a ninja turtle with a ‘fro. He is painting a happy little pizza, pepperoni naturally. In this world, I think any mistakes you make in painting become anchovies.

You can get one now at ThinkGeek for $9.99(USD), and this one is no April Fools prank.