Do you like it hot and spicy? Cool yourself off in the hottest way possible with a set of two Sriracha Water Bottles. They may look like the famed hot chili rooster sauce bottles but they are actually 16 ounce BPA-free water bottles. Of course, you don’t have to fill them with water, you could fill them with anything you want- even more Sriracha. Because you can never get enough.
Quick — name your two favorite things! What? Nooo, not boobies and beer. Your other two favorite things! Huh? No, NOT pizza and taking naps. Dammit, I’m talking about Sriracha and meat. Yeeeaaah, thooose two favorite things. God. Now how would you feel if we combined those things to make Sriracha Beef Jerky? You’re confused aren’t you? You don’t know what to say. Okay, I’ll tell you how to feel — excited. Hungry. Like getting your wallet out and buying some and then realizing you don’t have enough dough so you ask your mom for an advance on your weekly allowance. No, not that last one? Just me? Okay, well at least we can agree on the first two. But uh, while we’re on the subject, how’s about you float me some cash? C’mon, you know I’ll get you back! Yeah, you’re right — you know I won’t get you back. But still! Pretty please?
Have you grown out of enjoying Easter candy? I mean obviously no one ever grows out of enjoying Cadbury eggs, but stuff like chocolate Easter bunnies are strictly for kids right? Actually we learned that not all chocolate bunnies are kid friendly, but never has there been a bunny so clearly made for adult tastes. The Dark Chocolate Sriracha Bunny combines rich Belgian chocolate with the spicy kick of Sriracha hot sauce. That means it’s probably not a great treat for kids who like sweets. Although it could be said that sweets aren’t a great treat for kids who like sweets—most kids these days don’t even know the difference between a potato and a tomato.
We’re not sure at which point in the last years Sriracha entered the Hall Of Fame of Geek foods, along with bacon… and bacon, but it’s definitely there. There’s Sriracha Popcorn, Sriracha Chocolate, and now we stumble across Sriracha salt. For those times when sauce is just too wet for your tastes, this salt is “a dehydrated mixture of Sriracha sauce, kosher salt, garlic powder, and cayenne pepper.” The vast majority of reviewers on Amazon seem to give it the thumbs up, so we’re gonna go ahead and assume it’s decent. Considering it’s $5, you won’t break the bank even if you don’t end up loving it. However, it doesn’t seem to be available at the moment, but you can sign up to be notified of when it is.
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Another day, another Sriracha product that I would like to put in my mouth. Today we’ve got J&D’s Sriracha Popcorn sold by FredFlare. This stuff is making regular-ass buttered popcorn look bad. Real bad. Like would not even feed to my dog kinda bad. But let’s not waste anymore time here: there should be a Sriracha version of everything. I don’t think anyone would complain. In fact, I think they would thank us and probably even erect statues in our honor. And since it was my idea in the first place, obviously I’d get a cut of all the profits. Plus a life-time supply of every product. Ooh, maybe they’d put my picture on the packaging? Yeah you’re right, I’m too unattractive for that. I don’t want my fugly mug to drive down sales! So, yeah, just my name printed in really big letters on the labeling will suffice. And a key to the city. Which city, you ask? Good question. Hmm, it’s just so hard to choose! How about all of them?
Randy Clemens, author of The Sriracha Cookbook brings us Gourmet Sriracha Salt. The spicy seasoning is a dehydrated mixture of Sriracha sauce, kosher salt, garlic powder, and cayenne pepper. The product site claims the stuff tastes just like Sriracha, only in salt form. Based on the reviews left on Amazon it sounds pretty good — all 5 stars! Except for the one dude who gave it 3. Because he totallyyyy could’ve made it himself with ingredients that anyone can buy at the grocery store. Yeah, man. Totally. I bet I could do make it myself too. I bet we ALL could. But you know what? The rest of us are honest with ourselves and know that as easy as the process might be, we’re not gonna actually do it. If anything we’ll collect the ingredients at the grocery store and then let them gather dust on the counter until we shove them into the back of the cabinet. The Sriracha Salt-less cabinet. Which is exactly why we pay Randy over here to make it for us. And we love him for it.
Sriracha is hot right now. Actually Sriracha is always hot, but it’s hotness is really hot right now. That’s why it’s in everything these days—even chocolate. The Sriracha Spicy Chocolate Bar offers a unique blend of sweet and spicy flavors, making it an ideal gift for that spicy person in your life that you’re sweet on.
This isn’t the first time the hot cock has penetrated other foods with its spicy flavor (hehe). Recently Sriracha has been added to popcorn, lolipops, and lip balm—which technically isn’t a food, but technically that doesn’t stop me from eating it.
