Wouldn’t it be great if we had a robot that could deliver bottles to babies, so parents could do something else with their time? You would think so, but no. Do not want. Trust me on this one.

The Useless Duck Company created a robot designed to give babies their bottle. This robot is anything but helpful. In fact, it is downright deadly. Don’t let it anywhere near your kid. Unless, you know, you really don’t like your kid.

This robot uses an Arduino-powered rotating gripper arm to swing the bottle, which then aims it in the baby’s direction. You’ll have to watch the video to see how it all works out.