You Can Now Buy Star Wars IV’s Opening Crawl As A Floor Runner

IT IS A PERIOD OF CIVIL WAR…and so on.

If you’re the type of person whose man-cave is already decked out wall-to-wall in sci-fi movie posters, and shelves storing your valued collectibles, than maybe it’s time to work on that bare wood floor. Think about all that valuable space that’s just sitting there, not yet geekified.

Well, you can kiss your worries away with the Star Wars: Title Crawl Floor Runner. It’s like any other floor runner, but this one will let everyone know where you stand on the issue of “Who shot first?”.  Its comes in at 26″ wide x 77″ long, is made from Polyester Pile.

It’s available for $40 from ThinkGeek, and personally, I think it would look really cool in anyone’s collection of Star Wars memorabilia.

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Star Wars Opening Crawl Infinity Scarves

Did Rogue One feel naked to you without the opening crawl? More importantly, do you feel naked without it? Well, now you can wear one around your neck.

These opening crawl infinity scarves are based on The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi.

They will keep your neck warm and give you some reading material whenever you need it. They are very geek-chic. Jyn Erso probably should have worn one of these Rogue One, then the movie could have still had an opening crawl. It would have been perfect.

You can pre-order them now and they’re estimated for a May arrival, so maybe you can be wearing one by May the 4th. Each will cost you $19.99(USD).

[via The Kessel Runway via Fashionably Geek]