How can I break this to you easy? I can’t. I’m just going to come out and say it: the Silencing Slider aka cheeseburger ball gag is a thing that exists IRL. They say there’s something for everyone and I guess someone’s something is a cheeseburger ball gag. Oh, who am I kidding? I am […]
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Meet the Svakom Gaga Camera Vibrator. It’s a $183 selfie stick that lets you FaceTime your orgasm internally. The call is coming from inside! You can also record it onto your computer or phone so you can watch it over and over again? I’m not going to pretend to understand. I will pretend I’m a […]
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This is a video of I don’t know what. Pure WTF-ery? It’s not new, but it’s going viral on the web and I had to watch it so now you do too. Press play, watch in horror, and then hold me, I’m scared. Thank you to Jason and my pal Joshua for sending in the […]
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This is a bizarre music video by Youtuber Andy Rehfeldt. It features everyone’s favorite practically perfect nanny, Mary Poppins, singing “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” in the style of death metal. See, this is why we can’t have nice things. Jk jk, I raged so hard to this, I think I popped a blood vessel. Hail Satan!
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Note: Very NSFW foot with a vagina ankle below. Because everyone has their kinks and for some folks it’s feet, there’s the Vajankle. It’s a $175 synthetic foot with a vagina. A bangable, fake foot. Hey, why stop at feet? Why not a Vajear? A Vajclavicle? A Vajbelly Button? A Vajbutt? Wait. That one actually […]
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Valentine’s Day is coming up and you know what that means! Well, depending on who you ask, anyway. Personally, all I’ve got to look forward to is getting drunk off box wine and crying in the shower while my cats scratch at the door. But maybe you’ve got a love to share it with. Why […]
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Etsy artist uncannyartshop is selling these super gruesome, realistic looking bodily candles for $18. Choose from over 15 different scents and 3 different styles: ears, disgusted mouth, and happy mouth. Or just buy them all, stack em up, and freak out your guests. Let’s get weird!
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This is a bizarre Swedish music video about genitals featuring smiling, dancing cartoon penises and vaginas. It is really something to behold. Something to behold and then immediately wonder why you did. Sure, it’s nowhere near the weirdest thing I’ve seen on the world wide web. But it will be the last. Sorry guys, this is more […]
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This is a video of a chicken purring like a cat while being cuddled. What a time to be alive! It’s actually kind of sweet. So sweet in fact, it almost makes me feel bad for eating KFC for lunch. Almost.
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Japan is back with another crazy-ass product — the Oppai Taisou Hand. It’s a $28 plastic boobie massager named and shaped after human boobie massager expert Oppai Taisou. How do you become a boobie massaging expert? I’m asking for a friend — 13-year-old boys everywhere. Just kidding, all men everywhere. Hell, even most women too. […]
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