This Alarm Rug Won’t Turn Off Unless You Step On It

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Look, we’re all for snoozing our alarm clocks until the cows come home, but your boss might see it another way. There’s a number of products on the market to help you fight the almost irresistible appeal of the endless snooze cycle, and the Ruggie is one of the nicer one’s we’ve come across. It’s a pressure sensitive rug that contains a loud alarm that won’t turn off unless you step on it for 3 seconds. You can load your own custom tones, and set the wake up time through hidden buttons on the side. The soft memory foam will cushion your feet as you step out of bed and launch you onto a productive day, right on time.

It’s a $79 pledge on Kickstarter, with the price going up to $99 once it hits retail. Delivery is in September of 2016.

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This Alarm Clock Slaps You Awake

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Hot on the heels of the alarm clock that physically tosses you out of bed comes news of the alarm clock that slaps you awake. Because placing your alarm out of reach and forcing yourself to stand up isn’t good enough for some, electronics tinkerer Simone Giertz created The Wake-Up Machine, a device that literally slaps your face in the hopes of getting you out of bed. “It is a composition of a rubberized fake arm, a standard alarm clock and a powerful brushed DC motor that runs at 165 rpm � rigged to an Arduino UNO.” Watch the video below to get a breakdown of what Simone’s made.

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Deal Of The Day: 10% Off On Clocky Alarm Clock

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Have trouble getting up in the morning? You should seriously consider Clocky, the Alarm That Runs Away. Put it on your night table and set your alarm as you normally do. But when the time comes, it wakes up and rolls right off, forcing you to get up to go turn it off.

Notoriously an anti-morning person? Not to worry, an alarm clock that won’t take snooze for an answer has arrived. Clocky not only pollutes the air with obnoxious snooze-resistant noise, but runs and jumps away from you in the process. Finally make that morning workout, be the first in the office or start the line at your local coffee cart—Clocky will make sure you rise and shine as planned.

– Runs away beeping on carpet or wood
– Jumps up to 3-feet high
– Projects a loud R2D2-like robotic sound
– Includes options to snooze once or disable snooze
– Allows you to turn off wheels & use like a conventional alarm clock
– Contains a flashing backlight indicator as it runs
– Packs an impressive battery life for up to a year of use without replacing batteries

It’s normally $39, but with today’s deal it’s $34.99.

SensorWake Alarm Wakes You Up With Nice Scents

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Typical alarm clocks rely on loud, jarring sounds to wake you up. It’s effective, but it’s also a pretty rough way to get your day started. Guillaume Rolland, an 18-year-old French entrepreneur, thought there was a better way to go about it and created SensorWake. It’s an alarm clock that releases a scent, and in testing is able to wake 99% of people up within 2 minutes. Scents are stored in special replaceable pods, and range in variety from “Continental breakfast: Espresso & Hot Croissant” to “Candy Rush: Sweet peach & Strawberry candy”. If you fail to wake up after 3 minutes, then SensorWake will revert to a backup audible alarm so you don’t miss your important meeting. Each scent pod lasts up to 60 times. You can get in on the action with an $89 pledge, which includes a 2-capsule pack.

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Star Trek Enterprise Projecting Alarm Clock

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You’re not going to live long and prosper if you don’t your butt up out of bed in the morning and get to work. Wake up at warp speed with the Star Trek Enterprise Projection Alarm Clock. Star Trek Enterprise Projecting Alarm Clock Shaped like the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701, this clock “beams up” the time in big red numbers on your ceiling or wall.
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The ship also has a backlit LCD display and an alarm. The Enterprise’s nacelles light up when the alarm goes off. Not ready to put on your red shirt and explore a hostile planet? Just hit the snooze button for 5 extra life minutes. It also features sounds from the original show: red alert, photon torpedos, and Kirk calling from the Bridge. Remember, when Capt. Kirk calls, you answer. Officially licensed.
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Star Trek Enterprise Projecting Alarm Clock
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World’s Worst Alarm Clock Could Actually Be The Best

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Alarm clocks are supposed to wake you up. But depending on where you stand in life, the ALARMclock can either also fill your day with a sense of delight and motivation, or just depress you to death. See, when you first set it up you’re supposed to enter a wealth of information onto its related application. That data involves passwords to your social networks, bank accounts, investments and anything else you chose to provide it. Then you determine which one of these datasets it displays to you as you waken. Want to know how many days you have left to live? It’ll display that, based on a calculation centered on your current age, lifestyle, diet, family history, etc. What about how many friends you have? It can display that too since you gave it access. The options are almost endless and easily configurable through a website. It sounds silly right off the bat, but there can be situations where you’d want to know a particular thing the minute your eyes are open. Or maybe a specific type of information can motivate you to get out of bed. Whatever the case, it’s nice to know that a product exists that’s able to do this, if this is what you’re into. An $85 pledge will get you yours.

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Secret Agent Alarm Clock, Shoot to See the Time

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Sleep with one eye open and a gun under your pillow. Well not a real gun but the Secret Agent Alarm Clock. Need to know the time? Just pull out this gun and pull the trigger. The clock uses an LED to project the time onto the wall. The gun vibrates when the alarm goes off and the trigger is also used for the snooze function. For obvious reasons, don’t put this under your pillow if you actually sleep with a real gun under there.

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Secret Agent Alarm Clock, Shoot to See the Time

iPhone Radio Dock with Hidden Safe Drawer

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Play some music and secure your valuables closely at hand with the RadioVault iPhone Radio Dock with Hidden Safe Drawer from Cannon Security. This iPhone speaker dock has a alarm clock and an FM radio as well. Sit it inconspicuously in your home. But inside it’s hidden drawer, it safely secures your wallet, keys, money, jewelry or more. When the drawer is closed it looks like one of the speakers:
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Hide your stuff in plain sight! The 9.5″ by 6.75″ by 1.75″ safe is opened via a biometric fingerprint scanner for added security. The steel reinforced door is spring loaded to pop open when your fingerprint is scanned. The scanner can actually be programmed to learn 120 different fingerprints (which I’d guess is about 118 more than most people will need). The dock charges your iPhone and can use it as one or both of the dual alarms, as well as display the date and time. An aux cable is included to play nicely with other MP3 devices.

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Super Annoying Pikachu Talking Alarm Clock

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If you’ve ever heard Pikachu speak, you can imagine how annoying a Pikachu Talking Alarm Clock would sound. And you’d be extremely wrong- because it’s way MORE annoying than whatever mental image you had. Waking up the odd sound of his nonsensical rambling? Ugh. Check out the video of the chatty Pokemon alarm below:

Not sure why the video shows an analog clock but the picture shows a digital one. But you get the point about how irritating Pikachu repeating his own name in various ways sounds. Dude drops his own name more than some rappers I know. Of course being annoying isn’t always a bad thing as far as alarm clocks go, so maybe it’s a winner.

Super Annoying Pikachu Talking Alarm Clock

Wakin Shakin Bacon Alarm Clock

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How are you wakin’? Are you wakin’ to bacon? Bacon shakin’? Ain’t no fakin’ with the Wakin Shakin Bacon Alarm Clock Wakin Shakin Bacon Alarm Clock. This dancing meat raps and sizzles a song about how much he loves bacon. And why wouldn’t he? He IS bacon. Even bacon loves bacon. And wakin’- you up.

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Wakin Shakin Bacon Alarm Clock