Damn. Robots really are taking over the world. Their next target? Strip clubs. Two enterprising robot dancers are leading the way to this future. They go by the names #R2DoubleD and #TripleCPU. They made their strip club debut at the Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club in Las Vegas earlier this month during CES 2018.

I bet they did their routine and then everyone noticed that all of the CES gadgets on show had gathered around mesmerized. A rep for the club says that the robots are “set up on stage and electronically gyrate/dance around the pole, during which human entertainers will also be performing normally around them.”

No, that doesn’t seem weird at all. And are there any robots in the crowd watching tossing microchips at the stage?.. cuz I just wanna watch my own kind. Is that racist? Or is it roboticist? I have no idea. All I can tell you is that these robots are not sexy at all. They must be trying to attract robot clientele. How else can you explain this madness?

[via Geekologie]