I’m looking at my Christmas tree right now, so when I saw this Squirrel in Underpants ornament, I realized that my life was not complete. And neither was my tree. We need more squirrels in underpants, people. Animals of all kinds in underpants, covering our trees just like they are covering their bottoms.

Now your tree and mine can be complete at long last. Nostalgic ornaments are good, but they lack that certain kind of class that only an animal in underpants can deliver. You’d be nuts not to decorate your tree with at least one.

This guy measures 4″ tall. You can use the string or he can stand on its own. It’s only $14.95(USD) from Archie McPhee. What are you waiting for?