Leather and Chainmail Beer Koozie: Armor for Your Altbier

Beer is a real man’s drink. That’s why it comes in a can or a glass. It would come in a suit of armor if it were practical to manufacture it that way. But since it’s not, Dougfungus has done it for us. This beer koozie protects your beer from more than just warmth.

chainmail beer koozie

With this leather and chainmail armor, beer can stand up to a small sword or axe, maybe even an arrow or two, while it fights back with great taste and scores a critical hit to your sobriety.

Forget those stupid foam beer koozies. This is a man’s koozie for medieval mead. Great work, Dougfungus.

[via Obvious Winner]

Giant Fist Koozie is Every Beer Drinker’s Dream Koozie

You gotta love those koozies that keep your beer (or whatever your beverage of choice is) insulated while you eat, watch TV, or do whatever it is you do while you gulp down your drink. If you’re feeling especially macho, then you need a koozie that reflects just that. And there’s only one koozie that’ll manage to do just that for you: the Giant Fist Koozie.


It sort of reminds me of the Sandman’s massive fists which he formed out of sand, just as he was getting ready to land a huge punch of Spiderman. And if it were green, there’s only one character that this giant fist could belong to, and that’s The Hulk.

Aside from insulating your cans, most bottles and plastic cups (including the iconic red booze cups) also fit fine into the Giant First Koozie. It’s normally available for $16.49(USD) from Perpetual Kid, although it’s out of stock right now. But check back once in a while because it might be back in stock soon.

[via Gadget Review]