This Mini Wiener Dog Speaker Cranks Out Dachsounds

The driver in a speaker cabinet that puts out the low frequencies is called a “woofer” or a “subwoofer,” but I’m guessing this 3″ long wiener dog speaker is more about his charm and cute looks than his abilities to produce deep bass. The little red dachshund connects via Bluetooth and requires no walks, dog treats, or rabies shots. And the next time someone asks “Does your dog bite?” you can answer with a very confident “No.”

If your landlord won’t let you have a real dog but will let you play music as loud as a 3″ Bluetooth speaker can play, this should be a great purchase. You can adopt your own wiener dog speaker from Firebox for $14.

 

 

This Wiener Dog Is the Best Mechanics’ Helper Ever

Mechanics have a lot of caddies, organizers, and bags that can help keep their tools close by. But nothing beats an actual helper by your side to carry what you need. Like a wiener dog.

These images come from a Russian mechanic who has a dachshund helper. The wiener dog wears a special mechanic’s jumpsuit that allows him to carry wrenches around the workshop for his human friends to grab as needed.

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He seems like he would be the best helper ever. Some people are concerned about this giving the dog back problems, but honestly, as long as you keep your wiener healthy, this shouldn’t be a problem. That sounded dirty. Sorry.

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Animals should be helping us more. After all, every car they help fix is a potential window they can stick their heads out of while riding in the passenger seat. Dogs love that.

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[via Bored Panda via Geekologie]