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Thief Deterring Detachable Handle Umbrella

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Never fear having your umbrella stolen right out of an umbrella stand in a public place with the Lizard Umbrella, the umbrella design with the detachable handle. Just unclip the handle and take it with you. Now your umbrella looks broken and undesirable to thieves, like a bicycle without a seat. Each handle is uniquely slotted to fit only one umbrella, so there’s no confusion when the whole world switches over to Lizard Umbrellas. Designed by Kim Seokhui, Kim Seongjin, and Kim Dasol, this umbrella is a 2012 Red Dot award winner.

Thief Deterring Detachable Handle Umbrella

Crime Scene Coffin

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This non-traditional shaped coffin certainly makes it easier to load the body into since it’s already in the exact pose that all murder victims end up in (source: Law and Order. chung chung). Put up the yellow caution tape and the little orange cones cause we got a cold one here. This was designed by Faustine Gau and actually if you can imagine it with some brightly colored painting, it would almost be like a Keith Haring style coffin. (via technabob)

Crime Scene Coffin

7500 Pixels in this Sheldon Cooper Pixel Quilt

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Check out this amazing Big Bang Theory craft from Candy Coated Quilts. It’s everyone’s favorite TV geek Sheldon Cooper made up of 7500 “pixels” of quilt patches. Each of those pieces of fabric measures 1.5″ square.
sheldon cooper pixel quilt 7500 Pixels in this Sheldon Cooper Pixel Quilt
She calls this a pixelquilt. You’re probably thinking that it takes a long time to cut and sew this many squares into a quilt. And you’d be correct. This big Sheldon was started in July and only completed six months later in January. Well at least it was finished in time for some cold weather. Bazinga! Bazinga indeed, sir. (hat tip)

7500 Pixels in this Sheldon Cooper Pixel Quilt

Sonic Wallets Play a Sound When Opened

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sonic wallets Sonic Wallets Play a Sound When Opened
Your wallet is boring. Boring looking, boring sounding. Add some excitement to something in your pants (we’re talking about your wallet, sicko!) with Sonic Wallets. When you open up these tough Tyvek wallets, they play a sound to match the colorful all-over design. The American Flag wallet plays either “Stars and Stripes Forever” or “The Star Spangled Banner”. The Baseball wallet plays classic baseball ballpark sounds. The Buddha wallet has chants and meditative sounds. The Drum Machine wallet- you can guess what that one sounds like- here’s a sample:

There’s a Jesus one with some angels and harp sounds (apparently Jesus himself wasn’t available for recording). There’s the Moolah cow design Sonic Wallet that says “moooolah” in a few different ways. Edward Munch’s “The Scream” and the Shakespeare Insult wallet complete the collection. You can hear all the wallets and buy them here for $19.95 each.

Sonic Wallets Play a Sound When Opened

Umbrella with Scuba Goggles

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This umbrella really puts the fun in functional. The Goggles Umbrella has a clear scuba goggles shaped window so you can see right out of the umbrella. Which is good because it’s a deep dome shape that will really keep you dry, covering your head and shoulders. With the “goggles” you don’t have to tilt the umbrella to see in front of you.
Goggles both Umbrella with Scuba Goggles
It comes in either grey or yellow and if you look on top- there’s a rubberized snorkel or periscope to add another bit of whimsy and brighten up a rainy day. Designed by Jenna Hsu, the umbrella has a 33″ span when opened. Fun stuff and way cooler than those all-clear dome shaped umbrellas.

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Umbrella with Scuba Goggles

Psy Gangnam Style Bobblehead

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It’s the dance craze that’s swept the world and now you can have the man himself bobble atop your desk with the Gangnam Style Psy Bobble Head Psy Gangnam Style Bobblehead. Press on his little South Korean head and watch him do the invisible horse dance you have imitated when nobody else is watching (you know you did it). This 7 inch tall bobble head is dressed in Psy’s trademark black and blue suit. Oppan Gangnam Style indeed.

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Psy Gangnam Style Bobblehead


Justin Bieber Duct Tape

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Back in my day when an artist came out with a new tape it was something you could listen to and not do household repairs with. Cross promotional marketing has taken a bizarre and illogical twist with Duck Tape Justin Bieber Print Justin Bieber Duct Tape, which features “four black and white images of the teen idol and incorporating hints of his favorite color — purple — the tape is sure to be a number one hit with “Beliebers” everywhere”. You hear that? It’s the sound of Bob Vila rolling his eyes right out of his socket.
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Don’t get us wrong, we love duct tape! If it can’t be duct, you’re fuct. And Justin Bieber, we’ve heard of him. So for fixing stuff, we always “leave it to Bieber”. I’m using it to fix a hole in my house so I don’t catch a Bieber fever. Ooops too late. What’s next, an MC Hammer hammer? A Lady Gaga pacifier? (press release)

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Justin Bieber Duct Tape


7 Foot Long, 26 Pound Gummy Python

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gummy snake 7 Foot Long, 26 Pound Gummy Python
Just in time for your post-Halloween candy withdrawal relief comes this monstrous 7 Foot Gummy Python. How much relief? Try 36,720 calories worth in it’s 84″ long x 8″ by 8″ sugary frame of sin. You ain’t getting this snake on a plane without paying a separate baggage fee because this “Party Python” is massive:
party python 7 Foot Long, 26 Pound Gummy Python
By the way, don’t ever use the pickup line “do you want to see my party python?”, even if you’re only talking about a gummy treat- trust me. You can get this big boy in either red cherry/blue raspberry or blue raspberry/green apple for the equally impressively large price of $149 (it’s 306 servings so on a per serving basis, that’s less than 50 cents… but yeah that’s an assload of servings). Gluten free! (via gluttoner)

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7 Foot Long, 26 Pound Gummy Python


$30,000 Game of Thrones Life-Sized Throne

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Hey Game of Thrones fans, do you want a life-sized throne from the show for your own home? You can buy the Game of Thrones Life-Sized Throne right here $30,000 Game of Thrones Life Sized Throne for the low low price of $29,999.99 (yes that one penny makes it seem soooo much cheaper). Plus shipping. I’m not sure what the shipping on a 350 pound, 7’2″ tall, 5’5″ wide, 5’11″ deep throne is, but I’m sure it’s quite a few gold coins.
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You’re not going to be ruling 7 kingdoms without this hand-finished, hand-painted fiberglass and fire-proof resin throne sitting in front of your royal flat screen. Looks like it might be a tight squeeze to get it into your mancave.
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Here’s your flowchart process: Check your calendar. Is it April 1st? No. Then this is a real product you can buy. Check your living room- do you have a 6 foot square, 7 foot tall space for a throne? Yes. Then check your savings account- do you have $30,000 to blow? If yes, then buy it now. If no, start saving. If that’s too much you can pre-order a 14 inch replica statue for $295 here $30,000 Game of Thrones Life Sized Throne (even that seems like a lot of gold). It takes about 6-8 weeks to craft this throne, so order now if you want it by Christmas.

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$30,000 Game of Thrones Life-Sized Throne


Bikestache: Add a Mustache to your Bicycle

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bikestache Bikestache: Add a Mustache to your Bicycle
Give your bicycle the personality and manliness it deserves with the Bikestache Bikestache: Add a Mustache to your Bicycle. Make your bike all that much cooler, cause everyone’s cooler with a mustache, right? Each weather-resistant mustache attaches to your bicycle with a pair of velcro straps.
bike stache Bikestache: Add a Mustache to your Bicycle
Available in black and brown, it measures 10″ wide. Great for your fixie. Sure you’ve already got a mustache for your car along with car eyelashes, shouldn’t your bicycle get some love too?

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Bikestache: Add a Mustache to your Bicycle