Zen Buddha Batman and Yoda

zen yoda Zen Buddha Batman and Yoda
Be calm, you will. In terms of spiritual enlightenment nobody is above Yoda. Except maybe Buddha. And Batman. Because the caped crusader brings calm to Gotham City and he’ll bring calm to your city, probably in a less destructive way and with less grunting. MuckyChris on Etsy creates these fantastic Buddhafied versions of your favorite characters. Each is available in three sizes and multiple color choices.
zen batman Zen Buddha Batman and Yoda
Wow Batman’s really put on a little weight there. He also makes zen Boba Fett, Darth Vader, Chewbacca, and more. Each one is 3-D printed from his home. Because what could be more zen than Chewbacca? And if you need some zen calming and gadget charging in your car, how about the Buddha Car Charger from our shop?

Zen Buddha Batman and Yoda
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Buddha Car Charger is the Road Rage Antidote

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Serenity now! Put a calm end to phone battery life anxiety in your car with the Buddha Car Charger. This digital Buddha is coming for you, with a big ol’ belly and a USB port too. I don’t believe the real Buddha ever mentioned anything about electronics and battery life in his teachings, but I’m sure he’d want you to be happy and not worried about letting your phone drain down to 0%. So plug him and let him help keep you fully charged, both spiritually and electronically.
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Buddha Car Charger is the Road Rage Antidote
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Sonic Wallets Play a Sound When Opened

sonic wallets Sonic Wallets Play a Sound When Opened
Your wallet is boring. Boring looking, boring sounding. Add some excitement to something in your pants (we’re talking about your wallet, sicko!) with Sonic Wallets. When you open up these tough Tyvek wallets, they play a sound to match the colorful all-over design. The American Flag wallet plays either “Stars and Stripes Forever” or “The Star Spangled Banner”. The Baseball wallet plays classic baseball ballpark sounds. The Buddha wallet has chants and meditative sounds. The Drum Machine wallet- you can guess what that one sounds like- here’s a sample:

There’s a Jesus one with some angels and harp sounds (apparently Jesus himself wasn’t available for recording). There’s the Moolah cow design Sonic Wallet that says “moooolah” in a few different ways. Edward Munch’s “The Scream” and the Shakespeare Insult wallet complete the collection. You can hear all the wallets and buy them here for $19.95 each.

Sonic Wallets Play a Sound When Opened