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Rock Simulator 2014: Pet Rock 3.0

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First there was the Pet Rock. Then came the USB Pet Rock. On the virtual side of humor came the parodies of simulation games, which reached their height – or nadir – with Goat Simulator. Like two of the corniest tectonic plates rubbing against each other, these two sides merged to form Rock Simulator 2014.

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As you may have guessed from its cover it’s not a reality show starring Dwayne Johnson. It’s not even actually a rock simulator. You control a camera, which is focused on a rock. Unity3d forum member Ryan05055 is the mad man responsible for this uhm, game. And boy did he think this through. Here’s his concept art:

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Even though his game is still far from being finished, he’s already really close to achieving his vision:

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Peter Molyneux should take some lessons from Ryan05055. In fact, Ryan05055 has already overachieved, adding salt flats and a beach environment to his original plan. And Ubisoft can’t even make a female Assassin? You can play an early build of Rock Simulator 2014 straight from Ryan05055′s Dropbox account. You just need to get the Unity Web Player. But Ryan05055 has to work fast, because he’s going to have a Mountain to climb soon.

Nobody sits like Rock Simulator 2014 sits. You rock, Rock Simulator 2014. Rock Simulator 2014 sits and just is. You show us how to just sit here and that’s what we need.

[via Reddit]

YankMe Candles Yank Your Chain with Disgusting Candle Scents

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Yankee Candle has been around for a long time. You’ve probably been gifted a candle or two from their various lines, which include the Man Candles which feature scents like “Mmm, Bacon” and “Riding Mower.”

And then there’s YankMe Candle.

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YankMe basically sells candles that look a lot like Yankees’, save for the fact that they’re funner, weirder, and feature completely outrageous scents. For example, their current offerings include scents like Dog Vomit, Skid Marks, and Dutch Oven (eww!)

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The foul smells will hit you the moment you remove the cap from YankMe’s candles, so brace yourself. Obviously YankMe knows they won’t sell many candles this way, so they’ve cleverly incorporated the advertised scent into a patent pending smelly disc, which you’ll find sitting on top of the actual candle.

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Once you throw that out, you can then light the candle to allow its actual scent to waft out and make your home smell like home again. YankMe candles sell for $14.99(USD) each. Somebody, please light a match.

[via This Is Why I'm Broke]

YankMe Candles Bring Disgusting Scents Like ‘Dutch Oven’ to Your Home–Well, Sort Of!

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YankMe Candle

 

Can you imagine lighting up a candle that smells like urinal mints or skid marks? What about dutch oven and dog vomit-scented candles? Not very appealing, are they? These are exactly what the labels of YankMe Candles say, and those are the scents that’ll hit you the moment you open the lid.

Who in their right mind would buy candles with such unpleasant scents? Nobody, obviously. YankMe knows that, and they’re only yanking your chain because the candles don’t really smell like what their labels claim once you burn them. There’s actually smelly disc on the inside that’s emanating the stink of urinals and farts, but once you get that out of the way, you’ll be treated to soothing scents that you’d expect from a regular ol’ candle.

The candles retail for $14.99 each.

[ Product Page ] VIA [ This Is Why I'm Broke ]

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Strangers Giving HJs For The First Time

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Strangers Giving HJs For The First Time
Remember the First Kiss video of 20 strangers kissing? That made some of y’all real mad. Yeah, it was an advertisement and everyone involved was conventionally attractive models and actors, but damn! Put away your torches and pitchforks caps lock and exclamation points — we were ALL duped. If you’re gonna be mad about it, maybe [...]
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Wrecking Ball Parody Starring Ron Jeremy

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Wrecking Ball Parody Starring Ron Jeremy
Here’s yet another Wrecking Ball parody, this one’s starring Ron Jeremy. Don’t worry, it doesn’t feature Ron Jeremy’s Jeremy, but that doesn’t mean this mess is okay. It’s Ron Jeremy naked and singing Wrecking Ball, what do you expect? I don’t know what I expected, but I loaded the video and pressed play. That’s when [...]
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Check Out This Parody Website for the Ministry of Magic from ‘Harry Potter’

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Something magical this way comes!

Years after the series has come to an end, Harry Potter still inspires its legions of fans to come up with tributes and parodies of notable elements from the franchise. The latest is this parody website of the Ministry of Magic by coder Andy Brown. It’s based on official UK government websites, which is appropriate since London is where the series is set.

The site features news and profiles on characters from Harry Potter. You can check it out here.

VIA [ Laughing Squid ]

Franco & Rogen Hilariously Parody Kanye’s Bound 2

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Franco & Rogen Hilariously Parody Kanye's Bound 2
Did you see Kanye’s latest music video, Bound 2? If you did, I know that feel. Here’s some eyeball bleach. Now let’s hug and try and forget this never happened. If you didn’t watch the vid, well, I guess consider yourself lucky. But also, you kind of owe it to the rest of us to [...]
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What Does My Girl Say?

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What Does My Girl Say?
Love it or hate it, everyone knows what the fox says by now. This parody by SNL asks the question “What does my girl say?” The video features Kerry Washington who caught her boyfriend played by Jay Pharoah texting with another woman. So what does his girl say after finding out her boyfriend is cheating? [...]
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