There’s been a noticeable absence of butt-shaped pillows on the market, and to fill that void, The Buttress is selling these ‘Oh My God Look at That Buttress’ pillows. The posterior pillows, available on Amazon (affiliate link), are made in the form of a firm, shapely rear wearing removable yoga pants. I… don’t even know where to begin with this.

The pillows are available with six different colors of yoga pants to match the rest of your kinky bedroom decor. They are advertised for all kinds of sleepers, including “squeezers, slappers, and face-buriers,” none of which I realized were kinds of sleepers versus perverts. You learn something new every day.

The butt is made from 100% natural latex, measures approximately 20″ x 20″ x 11″, and weighs seven pounds. The company’s marketing mentions You can use the pillow to help relieve anxiety. However, I suspect just the opposite happening when I lay my head on one and realize I’m the kind of person who actually bought a butt-shaped pillow. I just ordered two, one for the bed and one for the sofa!