This Mask is the Biggest Piece of Crap

poop mask This Mask is the Biggest Piece of Crap
Halloween is coming. Here’s a mask that will make you look like a real shithead. The Doo Doo Head Mask This Mask is the Biggest Piece of Crap makes you look like everyone’s favorite emoji- the pile of poop. What a piece of crap! Sorry, just talking out of my ass here. I’ll stop, I could go on with this shit all day. You’re welcome.
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Taco Phone Stand

taco phone stand Taco Phone Stand
I’m pretty sure this isn’t exactly what you would think of when you say “taco stand”. But it is, technically. Actually it’s a Tako Phone Stand, a “tako” being a Japanese takosen. A takosen is an octopus dumpling with eggs, sauce, mayo, and fish flakes in between a pair of crackers. Kinda like a Japanese version of a taco, more or less (it’s an Osaka specialty).
taco stand Taco Phone Stand
You can use this stand for your phone in both portrait and landscape mode. Just prop your phone up on the egg and let the tako hold it upright for you. It looks real. Really weird that is. Taco Tuesdays will never be the same.

Taco Phone Stand
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Aroma Fork Adds Scents to Your Food

aroma fork Aroma Fork Adds Scents to Your Food
Imagine if you could not only taste your food but smell it too. Wait, I’m being told that this already happens? Well then what if you could taste your food but smell something from your fork that wasn’t your food at all? Well that can happen with the Aroma Fork. This odd contraption adds an absorbent scent pad to an ordinary fork.
aroma fork2 Aroma Fork Adds Scents to Your Food
Like a bizarre parlor trick, the fork tricks your nose into smelling one thing even while you’re eating another. Maybe they can make everything taste like french fries or bacon please?! Apparently those aren’t options. But there are 24 different oils that you can drop onto the scent pad to enhance your food’s flavor.
aroma fork set Aroma Fork Adds Scents to Your Food
The flavors come in a few different categories:

3 “Beans” Aromas – Chocolate, Coffee, Vanilla
4 “Fruits” Aromas – Banana, Lychee, Passion Fruit, Strawberry
3 “Herbs” Aromas – Basil, Cilantro, Mint
4 “Spices” Aromas – Cinnamon, Ginger, Jalapeno, Wasabi
4 “Umami” Aromas – Butter, Olive Oil, Smoke and Truffle
3 Misc. Aromas – Bubble Gum, Black Forest Cake, Dill Pickle

Supposedly while you taste a complimentary food the scent from the Aroma Fork wafts up into your nose and hits the back of your throat at the same time, tricking your brain into tasting a combination of the two. A flavor innovation or just a fun trick for your less than sober friends?

Aroma Fork Adds Scents to Your Food
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Ice Pop Phone Case

ice pop phone case Ice Pop Phone Case
No that’s not a real ice pop and ice cream pop on top of that iPhone- it’s a case. The Ice Pop Case (JP) looks like a realistic frozen treat place on the back of a phone. Complete with slightly unwieldy popsicle sticks hanging off the edge of your phone. They are as impressively real looking as they are baffling to explain why they even exist.
ice pop phone Ice Pop Phone Case
Appropriately enough there’s a bite taken out of each one right where the phone’s camera lens is. Definitely one of the odder cases we’ve come across (and we’ve definitely seen our share of bizarre ones). If you can navigate through the Japanese website above, you can own one of these for $40 or so. (via)

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Handiheadset: It’s a Giant Hand

hand headset Handiheadset: Its a Giant Hand
Need a hand answering that phone? The Handiheadset is an oversized hand that works as a headset for your phone. Do I need to state the obvious? It’s freakin’ ridiculous. Which is probably why the Kickstarter is juuuuuuust short of it’s goal for funding and production. It just needs to make up the remaining 98% and this thing goes live. Seriously who would use this?
handi headset Handiheadset: Its a Giant Hand
Hang loose my friends. It has a wire to plug into the jack of any phone and the underside of this giant hand is open with a handle to hold on to. So to answer the question, no this giant hand handset is not hands-free. And it’s just $33 to get in on this deal. There must be more Carrot Top fans somewhere out there looking for a handset, right? (via)

Handiheadset: It’s a Giant Hand
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Toilet Sound Blocker

toilet sound blocker Toilet Sound Blocker
Take care of your business in complete privacy with these Eco Otome Toilet Sound Blockers. Toilet Sound Blocker Coming from Japan, where they love those bathroom gadgets just as much as we do here on the big blog, this little device creates a flushing water sound when you press the button masking any embarrassing bathroom noises you might be creating. The sound runs for 25 seconds per push which should give you enough time to do your dirty work (obviously you can press it multiple times in a row if need be).
toilet sound blockers Toilet Sound Blocker
Bathroom shyness ends here. Great for public restrooms and especially your office bathroom. There’s nothing worse than sitting down for a nice paid break on the throne when one of your co-workers saunters in and plops down in the stall next to you. With the newspaper. Total alpha move. Fear not, just push the button and do your thing and get back to work. Break time is over my friends.
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10 Foot Long Plush Seaweed Toy and Break-Apart Tuna

giant seaweed toy 10 Foot Long Plush Seaweed Toy and Break Apart Tuna
What kid wouldn’t want to play with a toy that looks like a giant piece of kelp? In America we have our teddy bears but in Japan they have their seafood dolls. This 9 meter long plush seaweed is soft and fun for kids to imagine they are floating in an undersea world of wonder. Or they can be chefs like kids pictured above. Personally I’d be more like a creature emerging from the sea, covered in seaweed, ready to destroy the city. Or something like that. Might even work as a scarf. If your kids want something more animated (and educational, not that seaweed isn’t educational) there’s also this:
plush tuna 10 Foot Long Plush Seaweed Toy and Break Apart Tuna
A break-apart actual size skipjack tuna! I’m not sure how this one managed to escape your child’s list for Santa last year but maybe this year it will top the list. The parts of the fish separate so your budding sushi chef can learn exactly how to slice up the tuna. Great prepping for your kid’s future on a Discovery Channel show. How bad could it be, both the kid and the fish are smiling? If you’re willing to shell out $120 each and know a little Japanese you can buy them here. (via)

10 Foot Long Plush Seaweed Toy and Break-Apart Tuna
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Brain Shaped Hard Drive and Light

brain hard drive Brain Shaped Hard Drive and Light
This is definitely the oddest yet most fascinating external hard drive we’ve ever come across. Since the hard drive is sort of like the brain of your computer (part of it anyway), why not encase one inside a brain shape? Then maybe add a giant spine for it to sit upon. That’s just what The Brain does. And it lights up. But not just light up like a lamp. This thing is a full on Chris Kuroda psychedelic jam session. Check the video:

Woo, so many pretty colors. The Brain actually has a method to it’s madness. When it’s idle, it flashes red. But as soon as the hard drive is accessed, it’s straight up dance party USA. Provide your own music. The whole thing was actually made completely from scratch. Basically everything is DIY except the hard drive itself. He started by sculpting a brain out of clay:
brain forming Brain Shaped Hard Drive and Light
Then a vacuum formed transparent mold of it was created. He built the controlling components onto a circuit board, even laser cut the case and the acrylic “spine” with all the discs inside.
brain base Brain Shaped Hard Drive and Light
The base is home made as well. The hard drive is actually in the base. It took quite a bit of programming to get the LEDs to light up in the proper sequence and at the proper times. I probably never thought I’d be saying this about an unwieldy 5 foot tall hard drive but it’s pretty cool (I actually never imagined I’d be writing about a 5 foot tall hard drive, period). I’d love to see this baby all lit up in the dark.

Brain Shaped Hard Drive and Light
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Cockroach iPhone Case

cockroach iphone case Cockroach iPhone Case
They say that cockroaches will outlive us all when the nuclear winter comes to destroy the planet. Or something like that. While these little bugs might be impressive with their survival abilities, you still probably don’t want to see one in your home. Unless it’s your phone’s case. In which case, bring on the case, witch.
cockroach case in hand Cockroach iPhone Case
This iPhone Cockroach Case is made of silicone so it’s tough like real cockroaches. It doesn’t have that satisfying crunch when you step on it though. I guess that’s a good thing when you’ve got an expensive iDevice in it’s soft shell. No need to call an exterminator, there’s an app for that. Still not as gross as the dead marine animal iPhone case though.

Cockroach iPhone Case
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Womb Sounds Recorder

womb recorder Womb Sounds Recorder
Pregnancy is an exciting time for mothers-to-be. There’s a natural curiosity about what’s going on with that baby inside your belly. The occasional ultrasound gives you a brief visual peek but what kind of noises is the unborn baby making? Find out and save them with the Mama’s Womb Sound Memory Recorder. This device creates a “sound diary” that no only includes the sounds from inside the womb but also the sounds from outside the womb.
womb recorder in action Womb Sounds Recorder
Yes, it’s from Japan. It also has six types of womb melodies that it can play (whatever that is). The theory is that you can calm an upset newborn baby by playing back the calming protective sounds they heard just a short time ago when they were in the womb. How effective that actually will be is anyone’s guess. And just what does it sound like inside the womb? I’m guessing like whales under the ocean. It also has slots to insert photos of the baby or your favorite basketball player or whatever.

Womb Sounds Recorder
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