Inspired by the classic UFO shape perpetuated by old sci-fi films (real alien spaceships don’t look anything like this), this UFO LED Night Light is the perfect accessory to let aliens know you’re ready and willing to be abducted and join their human zoo. Made by ANQIA and available on Amazon (affiliate link), the light has 12 LEDs, three different lighting modes, and four brightness levels.

Available in black or white, the rechargeable battery-operated lamp features strobe (aka abduction mode), warm white, and cool white light settings, as well as adjustable brightness of 20%, 40%, 60%, or 100%. Unfortunately, there is no 80%. If you’re looking for 80% you’ll just have to cover a couple of the LEDs with black electrical tape.

What’s your current night light? Mine is the moon. The best part is it never runs out of batteries. The worst part is on cloudy nights it isn’t very bright and it’s hard to read comics in bed.

[via DudeIWantThat]