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T-Rex Eating Gnomes Garden Sculpture: Jurassic Yard

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Garden gnomes: they live hard lives. They constantly have to be on the lookout for hungry cats and other wild animals. Apparently including dinosaurs, as is the case with this t-rex eating garden gnomes sculpture made by SOWSUN and available on Amazon (affiliate link). I can already see all my existing gnomes scrambling in terror.

Each resin statue is hand-painted with UV-resistant paint to prevent fading and measures approximately 14″H x 10″L x 6″W. Am I going to buy a whole army of them? I mean, it’s kind of hard not to know that the idea is in my head. Hey honey – I’m just going to borrow your credit card for a minute, okay?

Which gnome is your favorite? I like the one that’s being trampled underfoot. I also like the one in the t-rex’s jaws with his eyes closed, already resigned to a painful, crushing death. Clearly, that gnome didn’t grow up with a cartoon frog-choking-the-stork-that’s-eating-it ‘NEVER GIVE UP’ poster in his bedroom.

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Garden Gnome-Eating Kaiju Is Your Garden Protector

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I’ve never hid the fact that I find garden gnomes creepy. The little buggers look like they are watching you every step you take. If you want to rid your garden of annoying gnomes, you need the Rampaging Kaiju Garden Gnome.

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This little Godzilla will capture and eat all those creepy garden gnomes. The statue is made from resin and stands 9-inches tall and 6-inches wide with a depth of 7-inches counting the tail, which makes it just a tiny bit smaller than the one in the recent Godzilla flick.

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If you want to add this beast to your garden you can get one now for $24.99(USD) at ThinkGeek. Garden gnomes be warned – your days are numbered.