Jaws x TUBBZ Rubber Duckies: For A Bloody Good Bathtime

Because bigger boats aren’t just going to need themselves, Numbskull Design is adding four Jaws characters to their TUBBZ line of rubber duckies. You may recall the previously posted Back to the Future rubber duckies. Or you may not, I know firsthand how hard it is to form new memories when your brain is already full of internet memes and TV jingles.

The new Jaws duckies come in four characters: chief of police Martin Brody, oceanographer Matt Hooper, shark hunter Quint, and Bruce the shark. They’re currently available for pre-order, and expected to ship around October. I particularly like how they made eyeglasses for Brody and Hooper, those were a nice touch.

Am I going to buy all four and then reenact the movie in my bathtub? Yes, plus give myself a big bubble beard and pretend I’m Poseidon, god of the sea. My wife will knock on the bathroom door and ask what all the angry splashing is about, and I’ll have no choice but to tell her a raccoon fell through the attic into the tub.

[via Geeks Are Sexy]

Rubber Ducky D20, You’re The One

You know the old saying “roll your dice, move your mice?” Well what if that went something like “roll your ducks, move your mice?” I don’t think that rolls off the tongue quite so easily. Still, if you get these D20 dice, that’s exactly what you’ll be rolling.. tiny little ducks.

Each one of these see-through Lucky Duck D20 dice has a miniature rubber ducky inside. Aren’t they adorable? If Ernie from Sesame Street played Dungeons and Dragons, these are definitely the dice he would roll. I just wouldn’t recommend taking them into the bathtub, as I’m pretty sure these rubber duckies won’t float.

You can grab these whimsical D20 dice from The Keilas for $17.95 each. Thanks to tech and sci-fi expert Dave Taylor for tipping me off to these.