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Archer Suit Flask Has a Lid That Won’t Slip off For Like No Reason

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Remember that episode of Archer where he has the world’s deadliest toxin in a pen? The big catch there was that the cap might slip off the pen “for like no reason.” If you are a high functioning alcoholic like Sterling Archer, you might need a flask to take your damnation with you everywhere.

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The good news is that unlike that killer pen, the lid on this flask won’t slip off for like no reason. The lid is hinged so when you are toasted in your $900 turtleneck, you won’t lose it

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The flask holds six ounces of scotch or whatever you are boozing it up with. You can buy one right now on ThinkGeek for $14.99(USD).

Lana. Lana! Laaaaana! WHAT? Buy My Shirt.

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I am a huge fan of the animated show Archer. I am so incredibly bitter that the fourth season is not on Netflix yet. I started my Archer experience late and blew through the first three seasons in a caffeine-induced binge weekend. I am recording the fifth season, but I refuse to watch until I can see the fourth. I know I could buy digital downloads or Blu-ray, but I am cheap.

ThinkGeek has a new shirt that is perfect for Archer fans. It has a picture of Sterling Archer on the front screaming “LAAAAAAAANA!”

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If you have watched the show, you know how this works, “Lana. LANA! LAAAAAAAANA!”, then she replies, ” WHAT?!” to which Archer often simply says “Danger Zone.”  You can pick one up for $19.99 at ThinkGeek.

I always thought it was “LANAAAAAAAAA!”

Amazon Prime Instant Video Lands FX Shows The Americans, Archer, and More

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Amazon has announced that it has signed a new deal with Twentieth Century Fox Television Distribution that will see new shows coming to the Amazon Prime Instant video service, primarily from the FX and FXX networks.

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The deal includes some programs that are already available on Netflix and elsewhere, as well as an exclusive on one FX show called The Americans. That show is pretty cool and focuses on a seemingly normal husband and wife in America, who are actually Russian spies. The show is set during the Cold War.

Along with the exclusive for the first season of The Americans, the deal also comes with a slew of other non-exclusive shows. The most important of those is Archer, for me anyhow. How I Met Your Mother, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The League, and Louie are the other shows in the deal, and they will arrive this March. The Americans is available now, which gives you a couple of weeks to binge watch season one before the new season starts up on FX on February 26.

From the ISIS Library: How to Archer

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I recently started watching the first few seasons of Archer on Netflix. I blame you all for not telling me how awesome the show was before. If you are a big fan of the show, you might wonder how you can be more like the world’s greatest spy, code-name Dutchess.

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The How to Archer book promises to teach you everything you need to know to become Sterling Archer. You won’t be the real Archer, because he is himself and then there’s the fact that he is a cartoon. Still, you can be as close to Archer as you can be without actually being him.

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The book promises to teach you to lie, because that is like 95% of what spies do. It will also teach you other needed skills like piloting an airboat, how to make drinks, and how to fight among other things. The book is available now for $16.99 (USD), and you can take a peek inside of it here.

Must See HDTV (April 8th – 14th)

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Tonight the Men's NCAA basketball tournament comes to an end as Louisville faces Michigan. That's not the only finale this week, as Being Human, Go On, Legit and others wrap up their seasons. Look below for the highlights this week, followed after the break by our weekly listing of what to look out for in TV, Blu-ray and videogames.

Archer
If you're somehow not watching this cartoon, you should be. Part two of the season finale airs Thursday night as the ISIS agents find themselves trapped undersea (it's all Carol's fault.)
(April 11th, FX, 10PM)

Louis CK: Oh My God
It's going to be Louis CK, on stage, telling some jokes. Don't have HBO? the comic will be selling this one on his website as well, although you'll have to wait until November to get it.
(April 13th, HBO, 10PM)

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Sports Car, Distillery, and Hunting Lodge Air Fresheners for the Manliest of Men

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Archer Air Fresheners

 

When you walk down the aisle with all the air fresheners in the supermarket, you’ll see sprays and canisters labeled with all sorts of floral and fruity scents. That’s probably what smells good to most people in general, but they’re definitely not scents that a guy would seek out for his bachelor pad or car.

So to all the men out there who have been searching high and low for the perfect (or more appropriate) air freshener, here’s one line for you that you might like. Archer recently released their own featuring three scents that will appeal to most men and a small minority of women: European Sports Car, Distillery, and Hunting Lodge.

European Sports Car
worn leather, excessive horse power, and a hint of aftershave. Bold, handsome, and perhaps a little overconfident at 140 MPH

Distillery
charred oak, sour mash, and enough bourbon to kill an elephant. warm and inviting, but what isn’t at 80 proof?

Hunting Lodge
hearth stone, gun powder and damp timber. It smells just like it did 120 years ago, because it hasn’t changed in 120 years. Other than the flatscreen and microwave

They’re available online for $14 each.

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