Incredible Edible: Chocolate iPhone Case

chocolate iphone case Incredible Edible: Chocolate iPhone Case
Happy Valentine’s Day everyone in gadgetland. Today we have the most Portland of objects- a real chocolate iPhone case. Portland, OR based craft chocolate maker Woodblock Chocolate teamed up with Portland based handcrafted Apple accessory maker Grove to create a delicious if not slightly impractical iPhone 5 case out of solid chocolate. The case was precision milled out of a dark chocolate then hand sanded for a sleek finish.

Don’t worry, it was designed with a higher melting temperature so as not to melt in your hands. And by your hands, we mean someone else’s hands because these cases are not for sale (the chocolate gunks up the case-making machinery). You probably don’t want to eat anything off your iPhone anyway, those things are germ factories.

Incredible Edible: Chocolate iPhone Case
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Lego Millennium Falcon Cake

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It’s the crossroads of ultimate geekiness right here. Combining three of the key geek disciplines (Star Wars, Lego, and cake) is this Lego Millennium Falcon Cake from Cute Sweet Things. Inside that rebel ship is a chocolate mud cake covered with ganache and sugar paste. She pressed actual Lego parts (hopefully they were clean!) into the frosting to get that dotted Lego look. Excellent cake.

Lego Millennium Falcon Cake
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Gingerbread AT-AT Walker

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Check out this awesome AT-AT Walker made from gingerbread created by Chef Aaron Lawrence from the Magnolia Hotel and Spa (in Vancouver). It’s even outfitted in a seasonally appropriate reindeer getup like one those stupid cars with the nose and antlers on it (no your car does not need to get dressed up for the holidays, thank you). I’d love to make a little tiny licorice rope and then take it down like a cookie Luke Skywalker then devour it like a jello Jabba.

Gingerbread AT-AT Walker
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Gingerbread AT-AT Walker

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Check out this awesome AT-AT Walker made from gingerbread created by Chef Aaron Lawrence from the Magnolia Hotel and Spa (in Vancouver). It’s even outfitted in a seasonally appropriate reindeer getup like one those stupid cars with the nose and antlers on it (no your car does not need to get dressed up for the holidays, thank you). I’d love to make a little tiny licorice rope and then take it down like a cookie Luke Skywalker then devour it like a jello Jabba.

Gingerbread AT-AT Walker
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Remote Controlled Sushi

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Play with your food. They’ve turned sushi into tiny remote control cars. For the sushi lovers out there comes R/C Sushi, small sushi-shaped R/C vehicles. There are 4 varieties and each comes in a little egg shaped capsule that doubles as the controller. You get your choice of Tuna, Uni (sea urchin), Shrimp, or Tamago (egg). These little fun cars come from (shocker!) Japan combining 2 things the Japanese know very well: cars and sushi.

Remote Controlled Sushi
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Bacon Body Wash

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Now you’re wakin’ with bacon. Is there anything better than the smell of bacon? No need to answer, that was a rhetorical question, obviously nothing smells better than bacon. Lather your body in the luxurious scent of smoked meat with Bacon Body Wash. Breakfast is the highlight of your day and now you can be reminded of that savory taste all day long. Is someone cooking up bacon in the next room? No, it’s just my body wash- I’m baconfresh.

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Bacon Body Wash
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Bizarre 3D Food iPhone Cases

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Despite the knife pictured above, that’s not a pair of scallions atop an iPhone, that’s actually a 3D green onion case (by the way, “despite the knife” would make a great band name). The iMeshi series of iPhone 5 cases really take a love of food and put it out there for all to see. Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t see the point of a case that’s so much larger than the phone… bananaphone anyone?
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Too small for a banana, too large for a case. But don’t worry carnivores, it’s not just restricted to fruits and veggies. Why here’s a bacon and egg case.
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Actually that one’s not really too bad. And I’m not just saying that because it’s bacon- it’s because it’s flatter AND because it’s bacon. Bacon really does make everything better. Sushi anyone?
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Don’t quote me on this but I believe that dipping your iPhone in soy sauce voids the warranty. Stick with just the wasabi. These weird food cases sell for about $40, imported from (you guessed it) Japan, if you’re really interested. Are you?

Bizarre 3D Food iPhone Cases

Hamburger Beanbag Chair: You’re the Topping

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Relax on a juicy burger with the Wow! Works Hamburger Beanbag chair Hamburger Beanbag Chair: Youre the Topping. This chair has a digitally printed fabric covering featuring a realistic looking cheeesburger on it (well as realistic as you’d expect from burger the size of your body, anyway). Available in both adult and junior sizes.
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Hamburger Beanbag Chair: You’re the Topping

Duck Dynasty Cake

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When it comes to reality shows, Duck Dynasty really…”commands” attention (I bet you thought I was going to say “takes the cake”). Fans of the bearded Robertson family will recognize all their favorite duck call making millionaires like Si (complete with cup on top of the cake), Willie (with trademark bandana), Phil, and Jase (where’s Jep?!) in this cake by Mandy’s Cakes. If you ever wanted to eat a Duck Commander’s beard, now you can, and it probably tastes pretty freakin’ sweet. Nice work Mandy.

Duck Dynasty Cake

Sriracha Water Bottles

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Do you like it hot and spicy? Cool yourself off in the hottest way possible with a set of two Sriracha Water Bottles Sriracha Water Bottles. They may look like the famed hot chili rooster sauce bottles but they are actually 16 ounce BPA-free water bottles. Of course, you don’t have to fill them with water, you could fill them with anything you want- even more Sriracha. Because you can never get enough.

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Sriracha Water Bottles