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Squatty Slides Footwear Turn Every Toilet Into a Squatty Potty

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Created by Matty Benedetto of Unnecessary Inventions, Squatty Slides are a pair of footwear with extendable bases to raise your legs into the optimal position for taking care of business. And by taking care of business, I mean pooping, just to be clear. Probably too clear. My guess is you already knew what I was talking about.

The Squatty Slides feature a compartment on the bottom that opens, extending the platforms, and, after twisting them to lock into place, are ready for action. Hopefully not any crazy action, though. Hopefully just some healthy, regular action thanks to a well-rounded diet and not Taco Bell for lunch AND dinner.

Are Squatty Slides practical for regular wear? Probably not, considering they appear to be made of hard, 3D-printed plastic. I guess you could wear them around the house, though, but then why wouldn’t you just put an actual Squatty Potty in the bathroom? Maybe this is where the ‘unnecessary’ in Unnecessary Inventions comes from.

[via Neatorama]

Unicorn Gold Is a Magical Bathroom Spray Made from Unicorn Farts

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At last, a bathroom spray that can slay the smell of poop. Unicorn Gold is a anti-odor spray that uses gold particles to bind with poop smell particles and make your bathroom smell like a magical kingdom.

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This product comes from the fine folks at Squatty Potty, who have produced another great video to show off it’s virtues. Who knew it would be gold that would save us from poop stink?

I feel kind of sorry for those unicorns on the assembly line with their butts attached to tubes. I hope they are being treated fairly. If not, we’ll all have to call PETMA, the People For The Ethical Treatment of Magical Animals.

 

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[via Laughing Squid]

Squatty Potty: The Remix

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Unless you have been living under a rock, you know all about the Squatty Potty. It’s a stool that helps you poop more effectively. The company’s video featured a unicorn pooping rainbow ice cream as a proxy for humans taking a dump. Well, now, the oft-played video has been remixed.

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It is now an autotuned song titled “Poop Like a Unicorn.” It uses clips from the bizarre commercial to make things even stranger. But the important thing is that it still highlights the ways the Squatty Potty helps people poop.

The question is, what are the people at Squatty Potty going to do next? How do you make something weirder than this?

[via Laughing Squid]