13 Foot Long David Hasselhoff Model

hassle the hoff 13 Foot Long David Hasselhoff Model
Don’t hassle the ‘Hoff. Well you certainly won’t be hassling this one because it’s massive: a 13 foot long model of David Hasselhoff himself. This oversized Baywatch style Hoff was created for the SpongeBob SquarePants movie in which he played himself (who knew? well probably anyone who saw the movie did, but certainly not me). But seriously this thing is quite large:
hoff huge 13 Foot Long David Hasselhoff Model
You may have also seen it in the Comedy Central roast a few years back. The prop was auctioned off last week by The Hoff himself- through an auction house, not just Michael Knight standing outside his house taking bids, for what was probably an absurd amount of money. Why wouldn’t he want a double scale version of himself just lying around his house? I know I would want one or two. If anyone knows how much it went for, or who won it, drop a comment please! (via blazenfluff)

13 Foot Long David Hasselhoff Model
Check out our Craziest Gadgets Shop for unique gifts!

iPhone Case Made from a Dead Marine Animal

sea creature iphone case iPhone Case Made from a Dead Marine Animal
There are some truly strange iPhone cases out there but this one is a whole new level of bizarre. It’s made from a washed up giant marine isopod (a deep sea crustacean related to shrimp and crabs). The Toba Aquarium in Japan made 1000 of these limited edition phone cases from the exo-skeleton of the bug-looking sea creature.

The cases sold for just $29 each, which wouldn’t be notable at all except that they cost $72 to make each. How do they make their money? Volume. You probably wouldn’t have to worry about anyone walking off with your phone if you left it lying around in the isopod case. Weird weird stuff. (via rocketnews)

iPhone Case Made from a Dead Marine Animal
Check out our Craziest Gadgets Shop for unique gifts!

Really Odd Paper Animal Masks

animal masks Really Odd Paper Animal Masks
I’m not sure if these masks fall under “really cool” or “really creepy” (or maybe both?) but they’re definitely unusual. These Animal Masks, designed by Soroche, come in three styles- bear, fox, and deer. Each one is made of from thick 400 gr environmental blank paper. What does the fox say? “Weird stuff”. Now dance fox, dance.
animal mask Really Odd Paper Animal Masks
These 3D animal heads are created by folding and then gluing the flat paper into the animal shapes (it’s a bit unclear if they come pre-assembled or if you have to do the gluing yourself; I suspect the latter). You can wear them as masks or even hang them on the wall like mounted trophies.
animal masks on wall Really Odd Paper Animal Masks
They all come in white and you can obviously paint or otherwise decorate them in any way you see fit. Or just leave them white like some odd ghost animal. The masks are all die cut on a small mechanical press by hand. I’d wear one everywhere I go from the grocery store to the mall to the ice cream shop (those are the only three places I actually go to) but I think my oversized head is way too jumbo to fit inside one.
buy now Really Odd Paper Animal Masks

All masks are made by hand, die cut with a small mechanical press that was adapted for this purpose, and packed in a beautiful kraft paper box, screen printed in a local workshop.

Really Odd Paper Animal Masks
Check out our Craziest Gadgets Shop for unique gifts!

Talking Bellies Temporary Tattoos

talking bellies Talking Bellies Temporary Tattoos
Talk to the hand, no talk to the belly. You tummy probably already “talks” when you don’t want it to. “Was that a fart?” “No, just my stomach.” Now you can lift up your shirt and show that your belly really is kinda human with these Talking Bellies Temporary Tattoos. Comes with 6 each of noses, eyes, mustaches, and eye brows. Give your fat rolls some personality or add a ‘stache to your six pack. Great for the beach and pool too. My eyes are up here buddy- also down there.
buy now Talking Bellies Temporary Tattoos

Talking Bellies Temporary Tattoos
Check out our Craziest Gadgets Shop for unique gifts!

Keyboard Keys Costumes

keyboard man Keyboard Keys Costumes
Got an extra 7000 spare keyboard keys lying around in a closet somewhere? I know I do. Why not use them for clothing? Make yourself a keyboard keys costume just like this guy did. That’s Enterman above and Virus below. It doesn’t look like Virus can actually see out of his (or her?) costume but we all have to make some small sacrifices in the name of fashion, right?
keyboard lady Keyboard Keys Costumes
That vest and jacket/shirt actually look somewhat wearable. Not that I would wear it (in public) but you could wear it. Why you would is a whole different question for another day. And how exactly does one acquire so many spare keyboard keys anyway. I suppose this recycling is better than tossing them into a landfill. Marginally better.

Keyboard Keys Costumes
Check out our Craziest Gadgets Shop for unique gifts!

Noiseless Karaoke Mic: Your Neighbors Will Thank You

noiseless karaoke mic Noiseless Karaoke Mic: Your Neighbors Will Thank You
You love karaoke but perhaps your voice is let’s just politely say “less than stellar”. You can continue to karaoke in your house without annoying your neighbors and making every cat in the neighborhood howl with this Noiseless Karaoke Mic. Just place the gas mask looking device over your loud mouth and belt out those tunes like a drunken frat boy.
noiseless karaoke mute mic Noiseless Karaoke Mic: Your Neighbors Will Thank You
Sure it might look a little ridiculous to be holding a giant cone over your lips while you sing and nobody can see your mouth but is it really any more ridiculous than thinking you can hit the high note in that Mariah Carey song? Seriously, just stop, you’re going to break a window.

Noiseless Karaoke Mic: Your Neighbors Will Thank You
Check out our Craziest Gadgets Shop for unique gifts!

Plug Your Nose: Nose Outlet

nose outlet Plug Your Nose: Nose Outlet
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose. But you can certainly plug something in to your friend’s nose with Hanaga Tap- the nose outlet. Available in white, pink, or black, this nose adds a whimsical touch to your outlets. Just make sure you don’t plug in anything that uses too much power- you don’t want to blow your nose. Thank you, goodnight.

Plug Your Nose: Nose Outlet
Check out our Craziest Gadgets Shop for unique gifts!

Japanese Cup Edge Sitting Figurines

edge sitter Japanese Cup Edge Sitting Figurines
Here’s another unusual item from Japan that we don’t really know what to make of. This Koppu no Fuchiko (which translates appropriately enough to “Fuchiko on the edge of the cup”) is a little office worker who sits on the edge of a glass. It comes as a set of 7 in all different acrobatic positions perched on the rim of a cup. Plus there’s the “holding a lemon wedge” one for additional WTFs.

Are you supposed to remove the figurine before drinking? Let her drop into your glass? Why does this product exist? And why is it $90 per set? And what’s the deal with the lemon wedge? We’re totally baffled.

Japanese Cup Edge Sitting Figurines
Check out our Craziest Gadgets Shop for unique gifts!

Plush Body Parts: Have You Hugged a Testicle Today?

i heart guts Plush Body Parts: Have You Hugged a Testicle Today?
We spotted these adorably gross plush body parts at the Toy Fair last week. I Heart Guts Plush Body Parts: Have You Hugged a Testicle Today? is a line of cuddly internal body parts ranging from the heart to pancreas to the lungs to the testicles to the uterus and beyond:
i heart guts3 Plush Body Parts: Have You Hugged a Testicle Today?
Each part has an appropriate descriptor as part of it’s name- Loud Lungs, Immense Intestine, Spectacular Spleen, etc. They measure about 9″ each (obviously that varies quite a bit depending upon the body part’s shape). Here’s some more:
i heart guts2 Plush Body Parts: Have You Hugged a Testicle Today?
There’s also a set of much smaller lapel pins and keychains featuring the same lovable organs (not pictured by available at the link below too). That’s a body part for everyone. Buy one of each and construct your own plush internal organ structure.
buy now Plush Body Parts: Have You Hugged a Testicle Today?

Plush Body Parts: Have You Hugged a Testicle Today?
Check out our Craziest Gadgets Shop for unique gifts!

Breast Gymnastics Hand Massager

breast gymnastics hand massager Breast Gymnastics Hand Massager
Need a hand with that? This very odd and very Japanese health product purports to shape and tone your bust into a better form via a hand-like massage. In fact the Breast Gymnastics Hand Massager (love that name btw) is actually modeled after a real woman’s hand- Takiko Shindo (“famed for her miraculous breast gymnastics” apparently). Just grab the hand and let Takiko massage you in those places you normally can’t reach and return your boobs to their original buoyant beauty. Uhhhmmm yeah.

Breast Gymnastics Hand Massager
Check out our Craziest Gadgets Shop for unique gifts!