BioShock Lunchbox Holds Your Peanut Butter & Plasmids

Fans of BioShock who need a way to get their lunch to and from work or school will want to check out this awesome Big Daddy lunchbox. It’s one of those metal ones like we loved back in the ’80s and has the underwater drilling Big Daddy on the front.

If you ever played BioShock, you probably remember the first time you tangled with a Big Daddy, you probably also remember dying – over and over.

The lunchbox measures 9″ x 4″ x 8″, and the artwork comes directly from the cover of the game box. You can grab one at ThinkGeek for $14.99(USD).

Crochet Big Daddy: Itchy Daddy

My grandmother used to do a lot of crochet when I was growing up. She was always making me some sort of socks or a blanket. I hated those blankets. Not only did they have tons of holes to let cold air in, they were itchy as well. If your grandmother is still around or if you are into crochet, you should make one of these Big Daddies from BioShock.

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The Big Daddy is one of my favorite characters from the game and I can still remember the first time I ran across one of these bad boys. This crochet Big Daddy by Nichole’s Nerdy Knots even has LED lights that make the portals in the helmet glow.

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If you have some yarn and massive needles at your house, you can get the pattern to make one of these yourself at Ravelry and get step by step instructions at Instructables.

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[via Nerd Approved]

Own Your Own Life-Size Bioshock Big Daddy and Little Sister

Looking for the perfect thing to greet guests in your foyer? Screw the potted plants and wall art and go for something a bit more dramatic. If I had the money kicking around (and my wife wouldn’t throw me out of the house for doing it,) I’d totally want this full-size Bioshock Big Daddy and Little Sister in my entryway.

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The guys at Studio Oxmox made these amazingly accurate sculptures of Big Daddy and Little Sister that you can actually buy for yourself (assuming you can skip the mortgage payment for a couple of months.) Big Daddy measures a whopping 7-feet, 2-inches-tall and is sporting his imposing pressure suit and arm drill. The 41-inch-tall Little Sister will stare down guests with her empty eyeballs and shoot them up with a syringe of EVE. (while Gordon Freeman looks on from the background).

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Both statues are made from fiberglass, and can be shipped to your home within 5 to 10 days. The pair is available over on eBay for $6490(USD), plus it’ll cost you another $1449 to pack and ship them safely from their current location in France. Sure, that’s probably as much as an actual vacation package to Rapture, but the look on the faces of your houseguests when they see these things will be priceless.