Thanko is selling this $40 fake arm chin rest. It’s meant to hold your head up. Hey, isn’t that your neck’s job? Regardless, this thing is just ridiculous/I need one in a bad way. Feeling a lot of feelings rn. It feels like I’m on a roller coaster of emotion all thanks to a fake […]
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The cluttered old pen cup on your desk has got to go. You know, the one. It’s filled with about 20 pens you took from the bank, 2 unsharpened pencils that you never touch but leave there just in case, 3 dried out sharpies, and one inexplicable exacto knife that you don’t remember buying. Replace that old eyesore with a lovely assortment of pens that look like blades of grass. If you can forgive the name, Pooleaf pens (POO-leaf? Really?) make a delicate, beautiful addition to any desk. The pens come in 3 different shades of green to add some color to your practical, yet pretty pen cup replacement.
This is a Pencil Broom. It’s a pencil that has a mini-broom as an eraser, I guess so you can sweep away all those eraser shavings. Also you know FOR NOVELTY’S SAKE. Just don’t get swept (!!!) away and erase all your hard work on account that you’re having so much fun sweep-erasing or whatever. Now I know what you’re thinking and I’m 100% with you — how can you NOT get swept away? when’s lunch?
The Middle Finger Paperclip is one of the more sassy office accessories we’ve come across. It’s like saying “F*** you!” to the man but being well-organized at the same time. Unfortunately, I don’t really have a use for paperclips at my job. But don’t worry, I’ve got another method to show ‘em who’s boss! I clock in about 15 minutes late and immediately sneak off to the bathroom for a power nap before I raid the break room fridge for a snack, then I swing by the copy room and Xerox my butt. By the time I finally get to my cubicle it’s already lunch time! Not quite as bold as turning in your report held together by a Middle Finger Paperclip, but I prefer a little more subtle approach, you know? Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go hide out in the supply closet until it’s time to call it quits for the day. If you see the boss-man, just tell him I stepped out for a minute.
Unless you rock a pocket protector, everyone is always searching for that darn pen. Pencil and pen holders are cool and all, but this unique multipurpose holder is fun and adorable. Inspired by the world of art toys and minimalist design, Currently a Kickstarter project, Grabit will keep your desk tidy all while looking modern and clean, with its simple geometric shaped form. The helpful robot man will also work well in the kitchen, bathroom, or kids space. So go ahead, grab a a Grabit for everyone you know.
