3-D Pirate Ship Kite

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Take to the airrrr, mateys with this flying pirate ship. The X-Kites 3D Supersize Pirate Ship 3 D Pirate Ship Kite is a real kite you can fly that looks like a 3 dimensional colorful pirate ship, complete with sails and everything. The kite measures 72″ long, including the tail (the ship part is about 3 feet long) and is made from a durable nylon and a collapsible fiberglass airframe for easy breakdown and transporting.
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In real life it looks better than the product photo they provided above (seriously, what’s up with that picture?). Better yet, check out a video of someone flying the kite below to see how it weaves through the air with ease:

That’s cool, I really like the cut of that kite’s jib. The kite comes with over 150 feet of string and a handle for easy flying. Just take it out on a windy day and thar she blows landlubbers. Definitely a unique head turning kite.
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One-Legged Pirate Corkscrew

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Avast ye mateys, there’s booty up yonder. Well shiver me timbers and knock me down, this old salty dog is not only a pirate, he’s a Pirate Corkscrew. He’s replaced his leg with a corkscrew and can open bottles in his mouth. This buccaneer is the hardest working pirate on the high seas. No need to walk the plank for a taste of grog, let this seafarer open your bottle of charrrrrrrdonnay.

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Space Pirate Laser Cat Toy

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What’s cooler than cats? Laser cats! What’s cooler than laser cats? Space pirate laser cats! This Space Pirate Laser Cat Toy is the ultimate cat toy. Press the lightning bolt atop his head and pew pew pew. Just like cats are attracted to the red laser light, people are attracted to space pirates. I’m not sure who would have more fun, you shining the laser or the cat chasing the laser.

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Mega Stomp Panic: Clip-On Motion Powered Sound Effects Audio Reality Costume

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I’m sure your Halloween (or other) costume is all set with the visual appeal but it needs audio to be complete. The Mega Stomp Panic Mega Stomp Panic: Clip On Motion Powered Sound Effects Audio Reality Costume has 9 different really cool sound effect styles that are motion activated to sync up to your steps. For each sound bank there are two sounds- one for walking and one for stomping. The Mega Stomp Panic attaches to your pocket and lights up at night:
mega stomp panic Mega Stomp Panic: Clip On Motion Powered Sound Effects Audio Reality Costume
Is uses an accelerometer to time the effects to your movements and create the audio illusion. Here are the sound effects to choose from, just turn the dial to select (the other dial adjusts volume)

    Hydraulic Robot (robot walking, crushing things)
    Rainstorm (walking in puddles, splashing in puddles)
    Zombie Attack (squishy walk, dragging a dead limb, zombie attack RAWR!)
    Gigantic Monster (city-squishing monster walk, crushing buildings)
    Gunslinger (walking with boots & spurs, shotgun pump & fire)
    Medieval Knight (walking in plate armor, swords clanging)
    Pegleg Pirate (every other foot is your peg leg!, pistol firing, swords clanging)
    8-Bit Gaming Hero (video game walk, coin collecting, pew pew!)
    Steampunk Giant Robot (hydraulic robot walking, steam, crushing things)

You don’t even need a costume to tool around with this thing. Action video? You got it:

Awesome!

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