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Bigfoot Air Freshener Doesn’t Actually Smell Like Sasquatch

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If you’ve ever encountered a sasquatch, you know how rancid and rank all that damp fur can get. What you need to do next time you see one is hang one of these Bigfoot air fresheners around his neck to try and cover up his odiferous ways. Now you have a bigfoot that smells like wet dog, old cheese stuck in his beard, AND pine! Problem solved!

What’s that you say? You haven’t been able to find bigfoot? Then buy one of these and hang it on your rearview mirror. Your car could use a freshening now that the new car scent has worn off and you’ve dropped a supersize quantity of french fries into the edge of your seat over the years. Grab one today from Archie McPhee for just $3.50 and stop stinking up the place!

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Finding Bigfoot (in a Bundt Cake)

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Last time we spotted the elusive Sasquatch, he was hiding out on Etsy. Now, it seems that the creature has gone through some sort of shrinker ray and made his way into a bundt cake. Or maybe it’s a really big cake and he didn’t shrink at all.

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Baker Jenn Fujikawa of justJENN Recipes created this deliciously squatchy looking bundt cake, and has been kind enough to share the technique up on Nerdist. The trick is to use this Bigfoot cookie cutter to layer in a bit of chocolate cake at a random location in the cake, so just one lucky eater gets a slice of squatch.

It’s like a Mardi Gras king cake, except with Bigfoot instead of a baby.

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[via Laughing Squid via Lost at E Minor]

Bigfoot Hair Samples are Not of Bigfoot

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The latest news has it that many of the hair samples that were claimed to be from Bigfoot or Sasquatch are actually from other animals. The list of living creatures these hair samples were from...

Bigfoot Hair Samples are Not of Bigfoot

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The latest news has it that many of the hair samples that were claimed to be from Bigfoot or Sasquatch are actually from other animals. The list of living creatures these hair samples were from...

Texas Chupacabra: Chupacabra Captured Alive by Texas Couple

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While scientists are skeptical of the claim, a Texas couple is sure that what they have managed to capture in a cage is the legendary chupacabra. Now, this creature is the stuff about which...

Bigfoot Found!

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If you had bet me that there would someday be two shows about finding Bigfoot on TV at the same time, you would have won that bet soundly. But here we are, and Sasquatch is bigger and hairier than ever. Now I wish I were on that 10 Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty show, because I’ve just found the beast.

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Unfortunately, this “life-size” Bigfoot is only a bust, so that probably doesn’t count for the $10 million prize. This detailed replica of the elusive, yet non-existent creature was made by DougFX, and is crafted from rubber, polyurethane foam, fake fur and glass eyes – which I have on good authority is what actual Bigfeets are made from. And lollipops.

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Actually, this replica is based on the 1967 Patterson/Gimlin film of a Bigfoot nicknamed “Patty”

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This monstrous Bigfoot bust can be yours for the low low price of $1500(USD). I guess if I had the money to spare, I’d actually consider buying one, if only so I could have my own reality show.

Bigfoot Hunter Posts Dead Bigfoot Pictures

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In 2012, Rick Dyer claimed that he had shot a Bigfoot. He even made a documentary to corroborate his feat. Now he has gotten the body back from the government and wants to display it to the rest of...
    






Sasquatch Genome Project Finds Bigfoot

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The researchers of Sasquatch Genome Project led by Dr. Melba Ketchum has presented evidences of Bigfoot existence in Texas during a press conference. Some DNA samples and an HD video footage of the...