Game of Thrones Dragon Egg Salt and Pepper Shakers: Seasoning is Coming

These Game of Thrones Dragon Egg Salt and Pepper Shakers are perfect for seasoning those giant Westeros meals no matter what house you belong to. I wouldn’t recommend them to season actual dragon meat because that just seems cruel. These are dragon eggs after all.

These are going to look great on your table, especially if your last name is Targaryen. For $24.99(USD), you get a set of three dragon eggs – salt and pepper shakers, and a toothpick holder. Though picking food out of your teeth at the table is gross. Even the Thenns don’t do that.

The set comes with a fancy ceramic tray, and is packed in a decorative gift box, so feel free to give this to any serious Game of Thrones fan. It makes an egg-cellent gift.

Xenomorph Eggs Want to Scramble Your Insides

I’ve wondered why in every Alien movie why exactly the people walk into a creepy room filled with weird cantaloupe looking things and immediately put their face over it for a nice long gander? You realize that’s how you get chestbursters. Do you want chestbursters!?! Now we have to worry about Xenomorph eggs in our own kitchen. Thanks, ThinkGeek.

Easter is right around the corner and if you are looking for some eggs to celebrate with for your favorite geek, here they are. You’ll get a 6-count carton of Alien Xenomorph glow-in-the-dark eggs. Three of them are unopened, but the other three have facehuggers ready to inseminate your chest.

The eggs are 3″ tall and 2″ in diameter. The set of six eggs will cost you $24.99(USD) and they come in a fancy black egg crate with a cool Alien warning label that sticks over the original egg label.