Wow. Not only is this Chewbacca plush four feet-tall, he also appears to have a weird Don King hair thing going on. Can you imagine four feet of plush Chewbacca? Imagine the cuddles, the warmth… The pulling your plush C-3PO’s arm out of its socket.
Then comb his hair. He looks like a conehead right now.
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Wow. Not only is this Chewbacca plush four feet-tall, he also appears to have a weird Don King hair thing going on. Can you imagine four feet of plush Chewbacca? Imagine the cuddles, the warmth… The pulling your plush C-3PO’s arm out of its socket.
Then comb his hair. He looks like a conehead right now.
[via Nerd Approved]
Sure, you call yourself a Doctor Who fan, but you can’t really say that unless you have this cool Talking K-9 plush. True fans have their own plush pet dog and they cuddle with it while watching marathons of the show.
This R2-D2 bank is your new astromech savings and loan unit. R2 will help you save your money. Plus, he’ll talk your ear off each time you drop in some coins with his usual bleeps and whirrs – which in this case translates into, “You are one step closer to affording that new life-sized Stormtrooper toy, Master”.
The sound quality seems pretty much on the money. The R2-D2 bank will cost you $21.99(USD) from ThinkGeek. Think of it as a long term investment as R2 will help you save way more than that. Is there anything this droid can’t do? 3PO seems so useless. You never hear about him helping anyone, unless they need some language translated or a lesson in etiquette.
I heard you’ve got a beard that need opening. No Drunk Uncle, it’s a beer. But you can help. With the SNL Drunk Uncle Journal & Bottle Opener you can open your beer, take notes, and hear a quote from Bobby Moynihan’s hysterical character. Every time you open a bottle, the opener speaks 10 newly recorded Drunk Uncle phrases:
“Beer me, beer me…”
“Can you BEER me now?”
“So I didn’t make the big catch, OK?”
“Brrrf!”
“Immigrants!”
“When I was a kid, we opened beers with our teeth.”
“YOU press one for English.”
“Suspenders, cane, monocle, top hat, fancy!”
“…That’s not me.”
“Is this… is this Wi-Fi organic?”
It comes with a journal too, so you can jot down your own drunken ramblings. This is Bif Bang Pow!’s first item from their forthcoming Saturday Night Live collection and it’s launching exclusively at this year’s Comic-Con in San Diego (find the Entertainment Earth booth) in a limited edition of just 600. If any Drunk Uncles are left unsold, you can buy them at the link below (pre-order now actually).
SNL’s Drunk Uncle Talking Bottle Opener
Everybody has one: a toy from their childhood that will always have a special significance in their lives. For John Bennett, it was Ted, a stuffed teddy bear that came to life after John wished for it one Christmas night.
If you saw the movie, then you saw firsthand how awesome having a stuffed teddy bear for a best friend is. Not so awesome for your girlfriend at the outset, but at least you’ll know that everything will work out somehow at the very end.
Now on to the good news: if you’ve never had a Ted before in your life (or lost it after your mom threw it out when you went off to college), then you can get one again thanks to ThinkGeek.
They’re selling a miniature stuffed Ted teddy bear that utters a few choice vulgar phrases with every squeeze. It’s smaller than the Ted featured in the movie, but at least the voice is as real as it gets, as it’s provided by the one and only Seth MacFarlane. And despite the bleeps you hear in the video below, rest assured that the actual teddy bear is uncensored.
The Ted R-Rated Talking Plush is available from ThinkGeek for $14.99(USD).
From the day that Star Wars came out, I always thought R2-D2 looked like a trashcan on wheels. So an R2-D2 trashcan makes sense as a mechandising tie-in. On the other hand, I never really pictured R2 as an orb. But that didn’t stop Underground Toys from making him into one.
This literal oddball features what looks like the unholy spawn of R2-D2 and Wheatley, with its googly cyclops eye staring back at you. This plush R2-D2 ball even “talks” – whatever that means. I’m guessing that it just beeps like this guy, since the little maintenance droid never uttered an word of English in its life.
If you’re ready to play with your balls, then head on over to BigBadToyStore now, where you can pre-order the R2-D2 Talking Plush Ball for $19.99(USD), where you can also find plush ball versions of Yoda, Chewie and the Dark Lord himself.
[via R2D2Central]
We love the honey badger, we love Randall, but it’s really hard to snuggle up at night with a Youtube video, so now there’s the Plush Talking Honey Badger
Plush Talking Honey Badger Don’t Care