Xenomorph Folding Brass Knuckles: Faceburster

Etsy seller Kilroy’s Attic makes folding brass knuckles designed to look like the Xenomorph from the Alien movies. I wouldn’t want to face a terrifying space creature that thinks I’m an incubator with just a melee weapon, much less one that only works at point blank range. It’s really beautiful though.

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It starts out as a ring, but unfold it and you get full-length knuckles.

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One drawback to its design is that you can’t switch it between its two sizes in a single motion. You need to remove the alien’s head to lock the unfolded knuckles into place. Also, it’s not actually made from brass – it’s constructed from pressure-cast dyed resin, with sturdy strands of test line to keep the hinges working.

You can order the knuckles from Kilroy’s Attic for $55 (USD).

[via This Is Why I'm Broke]

Alien Xenomorph Ring Transforms into Brass Knuckles

Do you punch like a wuss? Need some extra force when you lay a smack down? Well, if you also want a good geek ring, here is the answer. It’s an Alien Xenomorph ring that conveniently transforms into brass knuckles. Bam! Someone is going to need a facehugger ice pack, sucker!
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This ring from Kilroy’s Attic is scary just like the Alien Queen herself. But at least it doesn’t drool acid all over the place while it is punching your lights out. That would just be too realistic.

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Here’s a demo of how the ring unfolds in case you’re curious:

It will cost you $55(USD) if you want one. That’s not bad at all. That’s like $11.25(USD) per knuckle.  Just don’t trust anybody who wears one.

[via The Mary Sue via Geeks Are Sexy]

Incredible Edible Xenomorph Eggs

Xenomorph eggs are an exotic treat. Normally you can only find them on the menus of restaurants on far flung planets, but now they have come to Earth. Chris-Rachael from Kitchen Overlord has a how-to on making them if you are craving an alien treat.

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These little pretzel rolls make very authentic looking Alien xenomorph eggs, with a hints of green inside. We’ve only posted a pic of the finished product, but you can find full instructions and the recipe right here.

It’s a tasty pretzel treat for sure, and deadly too. Make sure that you eat them all. You wouldn’t want them to hatch and turn into facehuggers.

[via The Mary Sue]

Alien Xenomorph Embryo Plans its Escape

Have you ever wanted to have your own Alien embryo preserved in a specimen jar? Sitting on your desk? Of course you do. Who wouldn’t want one? It could be like a fun game where you sit at your desk, never knowing when it is going to hatch and kill you dead.
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This amazingly detailed clay modeled Xenomorph embryo was created by Yanchuan111 from Shenyang, China – where people apparently don’t fear Xenomorph embryos like other mortal men.

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It would be scary, but I would love to have this thing on my desk. The detail is really amazing. Kill it! Kill it now!

[via Obvious Winner]

Proto Xenomorph Alien Sculpture Straight From Prometheus

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We’ll admit it: we squealed like little girls when we saw the Proto-Xenomorph on screen during Prometheus, and we know at least one artist was as excited as we were. Hence, he created this sculpture with the design seen in the movie.

The “proto-xenomorph” seen in Prometheus has already engraved ...
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H.R. Giger Counter is Too Creepy to Use

Get it? It’s a Geiger Counter made to look like it was created by H.R. Giger. I don’t know about you, but Giger’s Aliens creations creep me out. Therefore I could never use this. I would be too afraid that it would eat me from the hand up. Just let the radiation kill me.

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If on the other, you hand want to check for signs of radiation on some alien world, then this Giger Geiger counter is for you. The base radioactive sensor electronics were purchased from Adafruit industries and then modded into a xenomorph by Steve D of Mad Art Lab.

It looks pretty amazing, and quite scary. And yes it does actually work as proven in the video. Now you can be safe from radiation and freak people out at the same time.

[via Nerdcore via Obvious Winner]


Custom Xenomorph Skull Is the Stuff Nightmares are Made of

If you’ve ever wanted a xenomorph skull to hang on your wall, but are too wimpy to hunt one yourself or in the company of some predators, check out this sweet skull.
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This 4 pound xenomorph replica is about 32 inches long and will make it appear as if you are a galactic big game hunter. This is a badass replica of the alien skull that appeared only very briefly in a scene from Predator 2. The detail is simply striking and scary.

The skull was crafted by Wataru from PSYCHO MONSTERZ in Japan. Why hunt one and surely end up dead and drooled on, when you can buy one for $875 (USD) instead. It’s money well spent in order to creep out your house guests.

[via Obvious Winner]