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The Knuckle Duster Axe: A Deadly Brass Knuckles/Axe Mashup Weapon

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What would make brass knuckles even more dangerous? If you added an axe! And that’s exactly what Etsy store TheExoticBladesShop did with this bearded axe/brass knuckle combo weapon. According to the store, it’s “a great bridesmaids gift, gift for brother, or gift for father,” but I suspect it’s an even greater gift for getting arrested.

The entirely hand-crafted axe features a high-carbon, high-chromium steel blade, wooden handle, and integrated spiked knuckle dusters. I’d like to think this is more of a display/conversation piece than something somebody would actually buy and use, but you have to remember: Florida Man exists.

Yeah, I’d rather not have to explain what I’m doing with an axe/brass knuckles combo weapon when the cops show up. And trust me, if you own an axe/brass knuckles mashup, the cops WILL be showing up. Apparently same goes for if you own a fireworks cannon. This is my property; I can do what I want!

[via DudeIWantThat]

Batman Brass Knuckles: POW! KRAKK! SOK!

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Before he had all of his fancy toys, Batman had to start somewhere. His first self-defense tool was probably a set of brass knuckles like these. They slip over two fingers and makes your punches feel like they came from the fist of Iron Man.

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This handy tool is made of a titanium alloy and weighs just under an ounce. Honestly, it doesn’t look like it would be all that effective and it might hurt you as much as the bad guy. Still, you have to start your superhero career somewhere.

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If they don’t work out for you, you can always get your multi-million dollar company to make a better version and have your butler send these back to Amazon.

[via Dude I Want That via Neatorama]

Alien Xenomorph Ring Transforms into Brass Knuckles

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Do you punch like a wuss? Need some extra force when you lay a smack down? Well, if you also want a good geek ring, here is the answer. It’s an Alien Xenomorph ring that conveniently transforms into brass knuckles. Bam! Someone is going to need a facehugger ice pack, sucker!
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This ring from Kilroy’s Attic is scary just like the Alien Queen herself. But at least it doesn’t drool acid all over the place while it is punching your lights out. That would just be too realistic.

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Here’s a demo of how the ring unfolds in case you’re curious:

It will cost you $55(USD) if you want one. That’s not bad at all. That’s like $11.25(USD) per knuckle.  Just don’t trust anybody who wears one.

[via The Mary Sue via Geeks Are Sexy]

Finger Grip Handle Umbrella for Texting in the Rain

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The final frontier for walking while texting has been broken. Thanks to it’s brass knuckles style finger grip, the Brolly Texting Umbrella Finger Grip Handle Umbrella for Texting in the Rain lets you hold the umbrella and have your fingers free. The grip is made of a soft rubber for maximum finger comfort and text fingers mobility. Watch where you’re going, buddy.
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Update your status to: “walking in the rain” as you laugh at the rest of the world still holding onto outdated umbrella technology that doesn’t allow them to multi-task in the rain. Just watch where you’re going- seriously, watch out. Also handy for people who have trouble gripping things.

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Finger Grip Handle Umbrella for Texting in the Rain

Weaponize your iPhone with a Knucklecase

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If you’ve ever thought about going all Naomi Campbell and using your iPhone as a weapon, you know it’s not particularly conducive to giving beatdowns (and too valuable to throw). That’s where the Knucklecase for the iPhone 4/4S comes in. Made of solid aluminum, this case is designed to just be used to hold your phone. Yeah right. And these brass knuckles are just decorative and this sword is just for show and this 9mm is just for hunting rabbits in the yard and everything in this store is tobacco use only. At the very least, it looks like you could swing the phone around on your finger if you get bored. Is that worth $99 though? (via technabob)

Weaponize your iPhone with a Knucklecase