Michael Myers Car Sunshade: One Deadly Driver

Michael Myers: hands down one of the most iconic and best slasher film antagonists of all time. And what better way to let others know you’re deep in the Halloween spirit than with this Michael Myers car sunshade? Available on Amazon (affiliate link), I can already imagine the appreciation in fellow slasher film fanatic’s eyes when they spot my sunshade in the Target parking lot.

Is adding a little fake blood splatter to the hood of my car going too far? My wife says yes, but she also doesn’t get into the Halloween spirit as much as I do – and isn’t nearly as used to having the police called. Personally, I’m a firm believer that if the police don’t pay you a visit due to your Halloween decorations at least once a year, you’re doing it wrong.

But the question remains: how can I drive with the sunshade in place? Maybe if I cut eye holes in the mask’s eyes and tried to peek through them? It sounds dangerous, but I’m willing to give it a go. You know, I’d stay off the streets between now and Halloween if I were you or anybody else.

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A 35-Foot-Tall Michael Myers Inflatable Halloween Decoration

Halloween: there’s no such thing as taking it too seriously. And to prove that, Etsy seller jkantiques is selling a 35′ Michael Myers inflatable yard decoration, perfect for letting all the neighborhood kids know you’re giving out full size candy bars. At least you better be, or your house is definitely getting egged.

The giant inflatable costs around $3,000 and is made-to-order, with about a two-week lead time (make sure to order now to ensure October delivery!). Need something smaller? They also sell 12-foot Michaels for $995, and will custom make any size in between. I want a 100-foot version! Granted, I want a lot of things I can’t afford.

Talk about being the talk of the neighborhood! And, knowing my neighbors, probably the biggest complaint of the neighborhood. Did you know I got a letter from the homeowner’s association last Halloween because my decorations where too gruesome? I didn’t have to pay a fine though, so wait till they see what I have in store this year!

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TMNT Mashed up with Horror Movie Characters: Sewer Slashin’ Turtles

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have dressed up for Halloween, thanks to Dan Polydoris aka the Chicago Toy Collector. Dan’s Sewer Slashin’ Turtles kitbash sees Splinter’s pupils dressed up as popular bad guys in slasher flicks. Donatello is Freddy Krueger, Michelangelo is Michael Myers, Raphael is Jason Voorhees and Leonardo is Leatherface.

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Dan says he was inspired by toy maker Playmates’ barrage of costumed TMNT action figures in the 90s. Hence Dan’s cheesy poster of his action figures. If you’re not familiar with kitbashing, it’s the practice of making a new action figure using parts from other commercially available toys. In this case, most of the parts that Dan used came from various TMNT action figures as well. For example, Donny Krueger’s huge hand is from a robot Bebop action figure. Guess where Raph Voorhees’ mask is from.

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Ride the Shellraiser to the Chicago Toy Collector to check out the parts list of these horrors in a half shell.

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