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Return of the Jedi Sarlacc Cupcakes: Tasty Tentacles

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There are lots of fan theories on how Boba Fett escaped the Sarlacc pit after his apparent demise in Return of the Jedi. One theory not often explored is that he actually ate his way out. After seeing these Sarlacc cupcakes, that’s what I’m going with.

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Kathleen Siegle of Yummy Crumble created these treats that make the nasty tentacled beast of Tatooine look like a delicious dessert. They’re made from vanilla cake with graham crackers for the sand on top, milk chocolate tentacles, and almond slivers for the pointy teeth.

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Want some for yourself? Hop on the nearest sand barge to Yummy Crumble, and let out your best Wilhelm Scream for the complete recipe.

LEGO MOC Imagines Boba Fett’s Escape from the Sarlacc: When Boba Met Jawas

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There’s no official story on how Boba Fett escaped from the sarlacc near Jabba’s Palace. For one of its contests, TechLug asked members to explain the bounty hunter’s miraculous escape using LEGO. Daniel Stoeffler responded with this large and detailed diorama, which he calls the Sarlacc’s Nectar, or the Dark Side of the Sarlacc.

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Daniel explained his take on Boba’s escape in Eurobricks. It starts at the bottom, with Boba lying inside the sarlacc’s stomach. In Daniel’s tale, the sarlacc was injured by a piece of metal buried in the sand, causing a man-sized wound in one of its stomachs. Boba fell in that stomach and into the wound…

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…which, as it turns out, is connected to a Jawa distillery! A clan of Jawas have been secretly collecting the sarlacc’s digestive juice for generations. They turned the sarlacc’s stomach acid into an ingredient to make a drink known as Jawa juice or Nectar of the Sarlacc. Gross, but apparently, the beverage is a hit all over the galaxy. Now back to Boba. He fell into the vat where the clan collected the digestive juice.

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The startled Jawa fished Boba out of their vat and nursed him back to health.

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Eventually Boba recovered and even helped out in the distillery.

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Recognizing Boba Fett’s armor, the clan’s leader thought it would be nice to have the famous bounty hunter owe them a huge favor. When he was fully recovered, Boba was allowed to use the Jawa’s secret exit, on the condition that he keep the distillery to himself.

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The end! Neat huh? Head to Daniel’s Flickr page to see more images of his imaginative diorama.

[via The Nerdist]

Sarlacc Pit Toilet Won’t Take 1000 Years to Digest Your Poo

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Turn your toilet bowl into an epic Star Wars scene with these decals. The Toilet Sarlacc is a sheet of stickers that you apply inside your toilet to make it look like a deadly pit of doom. Yes, you can now nerdify up the INSIDE of your toilet too.
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It even has Chewy, Han Solo, Boba Fett, and Lando as well as Jabba’s sail barge so you can accurately set up the scene just like it happened in Empire Strikes Back- except with more excrement. Well maybe not more than what Lando dropped during the scene- he looked pretty scared hanging on just out of the clutches of the Sarlacc.
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Turn every bowel movement into an intergalactic battle as you drop some Jabba’s into the pit. Applying the decals inside your toilet bowl might be a little sketchy, so maybe it’s time to get a new toilet just for these stickers? Definitely. (via nerdist)

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Knit Sarlacc Pit Hand Puppet: Where’s Boba Felt?

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Hand puppets are fun for kids, but these knitted toys really don’t quite hold the appeal today that they had in say, the 1500′s. So, how do you jazz up hand puppets so that people actually want to play with them today? Star Wars of course. More specifically, a Sarlacc pit.

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Everyone wants to stick their hand inside a pit with a giant freaky monster living inside of it. Go ahead, put it on your hand and chomp down that Boba Fett figure. While you’re at it, go for young Anakin, and really get Jar Jar good. And Sarlacc pits love Ewoks too!

The knit Sarlacc pit hand puppet was made by pandacatification and unlike the real thing, it won’t need a thousand years to digest it’s victims. Take it to the beach and bury it, surprising your friends.

[via Play with Your Yarn via Neatorama]

Sarlacc Pit Bundt Cake Devours Everything in Sight

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Poor Boba Fett. He came to a pretty lame end by falling into the Sarlacc pit. His jetpack didn’t even help him. Well, if you love that classic Return of the Jedi scene, you can recreate it by making your very own Sarlacc Bundt cake.
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Jenny Landa’s sarlacc pit cake awesome because it is easy to make and looks realistic. This sarlacc is made from a split chocolate-covered stawberry, chocolate-gummy worms, and almonds. Just bake the cake, blend up some ginger snap cookies for the Tatooine sand, insert your almonds for teeth and put in your chocolate covered gummy worms for tentacles.

It looks delicious. Better to eat it than fall in and have it eat you.

[via The Mary Sue]