Super Mario Goomba Garden Statue: Watch Your Step!

Posted on 11/03/2019 by Conner Flynn

If you need something to stomp on in your garden, this Super Mario Goomba Garden Statue is perfect. It looks just like a little Goomba from Super Mario Bros. except it stands still. Actually, don’t stomp this thing. You’ll probably break your foot since it is made of resin. And it isn’t worth any points anyway.

I don’t know about you, but I know that I’ve been saddened that I can’t grow actual fire flowers in my garden, but this Goomba will make it all better, adding just a touch of the Mushroom Kingdom to your yard. I think garden critters are much more likely to be scared by this guy than a garden gnome. I mean this looks like something that could actually eat them if they get too close. It’s those two fangs that make it look deadly. The eyebrows don’t help either. Dude just looks mean and hungry. He needs a Snickers. Thank God they get stomped easily by humans.

You can display this guy inside or outside, wherever you need a little Goomba action. He stands 8″ tall, so that’s probably about life-sized if Goombas were real. He’s the perfect addition to your Super Mario statue collection. Grab one at ThinkGeek today for $24.99.

Jon Snow Battle of the Bastards Statuette Knows Nothing

Posted on 27/02/2019 by Shane McGlaun

One of the best episodes of Game of Thrones on HBO was Season 6’s The Battle of the Bastards when Jon squared off against that junk-cutting off bastard Ramsey Bolton. After a hard-fought battle, and help from the Knights of the Vale, the Starks won, and eventually, Ramsey met a nasty end.

Fans of the series will want to check out this statuette from Dark Horse Deluxe that shows Jon as he appeared in that fateful battle, wielding his sword Longclaw. The statue is made from plastic and stands 8-inches tall. The hand-painted statuette is very detailed, though I think the face sculpt is a bit odd.

Still, it would be great sitting on your knick-knack shelf or desk. You can grab one from Amazon today for just $22.49.

Super Mario Fire Flower Garden Statue: No Green Thumb Required

Posted on 25/02/2019 by Conner Flynn

This Super Mario Fire Flower Garden Statue is going to look great keeping watch over your garden. You never know when a plumber might happen by and need some fireballs after all.

The 12-inch resin statue weighs 3.5 pounds and is meant to be displayed in a flower bed so your neighbors can say, “Hey, I like that game too.” You can plant it indoors if you want, too, even in a dark room. The great thing about a resin plant like this is that it’s pretty much impossible to kill it from neglect. It There’s just one sad catch. You can’t get any actual fireballs from this flower.

This is a good start, but I think you need to go full Super Mario on your garden. That means you also need some 1up mushrooms, a few coin boxes, maybe a Koopa or two, and a vine that leads into the clouds. Now that’s a garden. Even without all of those extras, this is a nice way to add some color into your garden, because let’s face it, it’s probably more of a weed patch than a garden right?

Help your garden grow today over at ThinkGeek, where you can get your own Fire Flower for just $24.99.

Life-size Batman: Arkham City Harley Quinn for Real-life Jokers

Posted on 02/11/2018 by Shane McGlaun

Fans of Batman: Arkham City who like that version of Harley Quinn – and who have stacks of cash lying around might want to buy this statue. NECA’s life-sized statue measures 5’11” tall, and was created from the digital files of Quinn from the video game.

The foam rubber and latex statue is made to be very realistic including the tattoos on her arm and hip. For more realism, the statue has a metal wallet chain and synthetic hair, with a black tip on one side and red on the other.

The statue itself is expensive retailing for $1,199.99 and it can be pre-ordered now at Entertainment Earth; it will ship in April 2019. Keep in mind that this thing is large enough that it will ship in a giant box via truck freight, so the shipping costs won’t be cheap. I hope it comes in a wooden crate marked “FRAGILE.”

Celebrate Mega Man’s 30th Anniversary with a $22,000 Solid Gold Statue

Posted on 24/09/2018 by Conner Flynn

They just don’t make games like Mega Man(Rock Man) anymore. That was a great game. Can you believe that it’s been 30 years since the character first appeared in video games? If I have to feel old, so do you. Now, Capcom is celebrating this milestone in a variety of ways, including the release of this 5-inch, 3.2-ounce, solid 24-carat gold Mega Man statue.

These statues will cost about $22,000 so you rich kids better get in on these quick, while the rest of us just shake our fists at you. You can also get a 2.3-inch, 0.7-ounce version for $6,300. I’ll still curse and shake my fist at those who can afford that one. I just did it, but you couldn’t see.

It looks pretty cool and comes in its own special case too. It should be the Oscar award of video games, it’s so beautiful. It’s just too damned expensive. I think I’ll just carve one out of styrofoam and spray paint it gold so I can have my own awards ceremony. I’ll win the award for Best Hand-Carved Statue and for Not Paying Way Too Damn Much for a Statue.

You like me. You really like me!

[via Kotaku]

Creepy IT Pennywise Statue Will Haunt Your Sewers

Posted on 08/09/2018 by Shane McGlaun

The recent IT movie was very creepy if not outright scary. If you don’t like clowns, you probably will want to look away. After all, Pennywise the clown is simply horrifying. But if you like your circus folk with cracked foreheads and bloody faces, keep on reading.

Iron Studios‘ detailed 1/10th scale polystone statue of Pennywise is is 9.8-inches tall and 5.3-inches wide on the base. Despite being a statue and not an action figure, it still offers swappable heads and hands. It comes with two heads and three arms. Each one is hand-painted and based on 3D reference scans from the movie provided by Warner Bros.

The statue is available for pre-order right now at Sideshow Toys for $104.99, with an estimated launch window of April to June 2019. You’re sure to float too if you buy one of these.

Look, Up in the Sky! It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane!.. It’s Superbats!

Posted on 01/08/2018 by Shane McGlaun

Look at this thing. It may be the cutest Superman and Batman figure ever made. We all know Batman is a grump, which is odd considering he is a billionaire by day and a ninja crimefighter by night. Superman has no reason to be sad, he can fly and is virtually un-killable.

This adorable statuette from Quantum Mechanix shows Superman hauling Batman through the sky as Batman scowls with a total lack of enthusiasm. I like it.

The 5″ tall PVC diorama was inspired by the Rebirth versions of the characters, in case you know who they are. ThinkGeek will sell you one for $29.99.

Alien Facehugger Figure Gives Free Hugs

Posted on 17/07/2018 by Shane McGlaun

Hugs are always a nice thing unless they come from some odd, gigantic, hairy, sweaty guy you don’t know. I’d not want a free hug from an Alien facehugger either. It may well be the last hug you ever get unless you find someone to do the deed before your chest bursts.

Entertainment Earth has a cool Alien inspired Q-Fig diorama, featuring a xenomorph egg and a facehugger bursting forth with an offer of “free hugs.” Definitely don’t take him up on it unless you want a really bad stomach ache.

The 3.5″ tall statue is available for pre-order now for $19.99, and expected to ship in October 2018 making it perfect for your Halloween décor.

This Fallout Deathclaw Statue Is Massive and Terrifying

Posted on 30/06/2018 by Conner Flynn

I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait for Fallout 76. I love traveling the Wasteland, finding cool stuff, shooting mutants and whatnot. But one thing that I don’t like is encountering Deathclaws in the Fall. These nasty critters are terrifying and very hard to kill. They can basically kill you in an instant. Encountering this Deathclaw statue from Gaming Heads won’t be quite as deadly as in the game.

These incredible statues stand a whopping 28 inches tall by 41 inches long. You have to love all of the detail on these statues. Priced at $999.99, it may be deadly to your wallet, but this guy won’t tear you apart.

He comes in three editions: Regular, Exclusive, and Collective. The Exclusive version is only available direct from Gaming Heads, and comes with an additional lower jaw, broken left horn, and a set of claws while the Collective edition comes in a solid gray.

I don’t think I could own one. I have been too terrorized in-game by these guys. It might give me PTSD to have this beast displayed in my home. Still, it is pretty awesome. Perhaps I should get one and stare my fear down in the face.

All three versions are currently available for pre-order. The Exclusive and Collective editions can only be purchased through the Gaming Heads website. The Regular edition can be found at other third party sites, and retailers.

[via Comic Book]

Ancient Egyptian Warrior Woman Statue Spotted on Mars

Posted on 30/04/2018 by sumayah

Maybe, as some conspiracy theorists and ufologists speculate, there was an ancient army that raided Mars in the past. The proof of this is a picture taken by the Curiosity Rover. It consists of a...

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Super Mario Goomba Garden Statue: Watch Your Step!

Jon Snow Battle of the Bastards Statuette Knows Nothing

Super Mario Fire Flower Garden Statue: No Green Thumb Required

Life-size Batman: Arkham City Harley Quinn for Real-life Jokers

Celebrate Mega Man’s 30th Anniversary with a $22,000 Solid Gold Statue

Creepy IT Pennywise Statue Will Haunt Your Sewers

Look, Up in the Sky! It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane!.. It’s Superbats!

Alien Facehugger Figure Gives Free Hugs

This Fallout Deathclaw Statue Is Massive and Terrifying

Ancient Egyptian Warrior Woman Statue Spotted on Mars

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